PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jeff Baker (ranked 964 p4p, 1682 weight class) and Dougie McFistface (ranked 126 p4p, 218 weight class). Baker comes to the cage accompanied by When the Levee Breaks - Led Zeppelin. McFistface has chosen Tiptoe Through The Tulips as his entrance music. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Baker
vs
McFistface

179 cm
35
180
19 - 17 - 0

170 cm
25
181
9 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Powerful

Voodoo Nutrition
PWNAGE™

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jeff Baker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Dougie McFistface!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Ben Watson and Francis DeMontford.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McFistface tries to clinch but Baker moves out of range.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Baker - that will leave a mark!
Good shot there by Baker.
Baker lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.

Baker lands a big head kick that sends McFistface tumbling to the mat! Baker takes a step backwards and waves McFistface back to his feet - he wants the finish!

McFistface is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Baker finds McFistface's off switch, with a big overhand right that connects perfectly to the side of the head! McFistface flops back against the cage, eyes gazing into the distance. Baker lands an unnecessary shot before the referee has time to step in and end the fight. Brutal stuff but I'm sure McFistface will be OK.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jeff Baker!
A very excited looking Jeff Baker made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.