PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Betty Crocker (ranked 1202 p4p, 1880 weight class) and Jerman Christ (ranked 186 p4p, 270 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Betty Crocker has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Betty Crocker seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Crocker
vs
Christ

185 cm
21
210
5 - 0 - 0

195 cm
22
205
6 - 2 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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HELLBENT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Betty Crocker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jerman Christ!
The judges for this bout are Chad Campbell, David Schapiro and Bruno Lombardi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crocker misses with a shot to the body
and Christ counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Crocker takes a swing at Christ's ribcage but misses.
Crocker throws an off balance right hand
and Christ counters with a straight right hand.
Crocker ducks under a wild hook from Christ.
Crocker is looking to counter punch.
Christ thuds his right hand into Crocker's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Crocker uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Christ.
Christ misses with an uppercut
and Crocker connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Crocker digs a good hook to Christ's body.
We've been told by Crocker's head coaches at Jeffery Epstein Suicide Center that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Nice jab there from Christ.
A lazy left from Crocker finds it's target.

It looks like Jerman Christ has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Crocker misses the jab.
As Crocker backs off Christ throws a huge counter combo but Crocker manages to avoid it all.
Crocker misses with a straight right.
Crocker jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Christ is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.

Crocker is rocked!
Crocker get stunned by a cross and takes another one on the button. Crocker stumbles backwards and tries to bounce back off the cage but Christ runs in and jumps on him with a leaping lead hook that puts him out! Wow, that was highlight reel stuff! Awesome finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jerman Christ!
Jerman Christ decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.