PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jonny Picogram (ranked 2644 p4p, 2022 weight class) and Ragnar Ragnarsson (ranked 380 p4p, 289 weight class). Jonny Picogram could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Ragnar Ragnarsson's chin.

Picogram
vs
Ragnarsson

194 cm
32
210
5 - 9 - 0

170 cm
31
220
21 - 16 - 0

Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Fantasy Threads

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jonny Picogram!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 16 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ragnar Ragnarsson!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Steve Smith and Ian Loll.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Picogram looks to score with a jab to the body but Ragnarsson is just out of range.
Ragnarsson looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Ragnarsson moves out of range of the strikes.
Ragnarsson looks to land a right hand but Picogram moved out of range.
Picogram ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Ragnarsson moves away.
Ragnarsson throws a leg kick but Picogram moved away.
Picogram misses with a looping left.
A lazy left from Picogram finds it's target.

It looks like Ragnar Ragnarsson has been cut.
Ragnarsson walks into a stiff left hand from Picogram.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ragnarsson throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Picogram sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Ragnarsson tries to move into range but Picogram moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Ragnarsson missing with a left hand there. Picogram was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Ragnarsson slips a jab from Picogram.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Picogram throws the left hand but Ragnarsson avoids the punch easily.
Ragnarsson misses with a hook
and Picogram counters with a nice uppercut.
Ragnarsson misses with a lunging right hand
and Picogram counters with a right hand to the body.
Picogram fails with an attempt to clinch.
Picogram displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Ragnarsson throws out the jab.
Picogram scores with a jab to the jaw.
Ragnarsson just misses with a punch to the body.
Ragnarsson fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Picogram checks it well.
An attempted straight right counter from Picogram misses the target.
Picogram connects with a body shot that sends Ragnarsson's belly button to the back.
Picogram lands a nice shot to the body.
Ragnarsson needs to keep his hands up - Picogram had a free shot at his head there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Picogram lands with a shot to the body.
Picogram throws a big shot that misses.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ragnarsson misses with a wild body shot.
Picogram appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Picogram scores with a jab. Ragnarsson acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Ragnarsson throws a poor cross that misses
and Picogram makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Picogram is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Picogram misses the body punch
and Ragnarsson counters with a nice uppercut.

It looks like Jonny Picogram has been cut.
Ragnarsson throws a lazy uppercut
and Picogram counters with a straight right hand.
Ragnarsson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Ragnarsson throws a lazy head kick
and Picogram cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Ragnarsson is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Picogram misses with an uppercut.
Ragnarsson throws out a counter right but Picogram avoids it with no problem.
Ragnarsson wants to clinch.
Picogram was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Picogram shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Ragnarsson sprawls well. Ragnarsson wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Picogram gets slowly back to his feet.

Picogram gets tackled into the cage by Ragnarsson. Ragnarsson maintains the clinch.
Ragnarsson tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Ragnarsson tries to throw a body punch but Picogram avoids it by throwing Ragnarsson back against the cage.
Ragnarsson lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Picogram misses with a knee to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Picogram changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Ragnarsson fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Jonny Picogram seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ragnarsson takes one on the button.
Ragnarsson checks the leg kick.
Picogram is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Ragnarsson throws a predictable looking body shot
and Picogram scores with a counter punch that sends Ragnarsson to the canvas! Picogram smells blood - he's punishing Ragnarsson with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Ragnarsson has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jonny Picogram!
Jonny Picogram decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.