PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Alexis Machine (ranked 2402 p4p, 23224 weight class) and Sutarjo Sukarman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Machine comes to the cage accompanied by Satan Is Real. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Sutarjo Sukarman was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Machine
vs
Sukarman

183 cm
27
200
6 - 5 - 1

185 cm
27
176
8 - 38 - 0

Decent wrestler
Great elbows
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Alexis Machine!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 38 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Sutarjo Sukarman!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Tiny Johnson and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Machine has managed to clinch.
Sukarman looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Machine creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Sukarman's defenses.

It looks like Sutarjo Sukarman has been cut.
Machine lands an elbow just above Sukarman 's eye.
Sukarman has a couple of punches blocked by Machine.
Sukarman takes an elbow to the forehead.
Machine blocking some punches.
Machine comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Machine has Sukarman pressed against the cage. He pushes Sukarman back and as he springs towards him off the cage, Machine throws a beautiful elbow that sends Sukarman crashing to the floor! Machine piles on the pressure with more strikes! Sukarman is flailing away but he's not defending himself and the referee steps in to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Alexis Machine!
Post fight, Alexis Machine stared into the camera and said 'MMA math is really weird, right?'.
Sutarjo Sukarman spoke after the fight, saying 'Next i'll win'.