PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chubby Noel (ranked 5920 p4p, 18816 weight class) and Mew Choo (ranked 203 p4p, 217 weight class). Noel's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, the fat boys fat boys. Chubby Noel could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Mew Choo's chin.

Noel
vs
Choo

198 cm
47
215
30 - 40 - 1

180 cm
47
183
34 - 36 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
KO power

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Vegan Gains

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 30 - 40 - 1, fighting out of New York, Chubby Noel!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 34 - 36 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Mew Choo!
The judges for this bout are Sosuke Kotani, Kenichi Hosakawa and Shigeki Sano.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Noel throws a combination that misses
enabling Choo to counter with a crisp jab.
Noel fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Choo is out of range.
Noel misses the body punch
and Noel takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Choo scores with a punch to the head.
Choo defending well as Noel loads up on a big left hand.
Choo scores with a jab. Noel acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Noel throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Choo dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A big right from Noel misses.
Choo throws out a counter right but Noel avoids it with no problem.
Noel misses with a lunging right hand
and Noel takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Choo slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Choo lands a lovely overhand right.
Choo misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Choo scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Choo has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Choo's jab looks to have found its range, popping Noel under the eye.
Choo digs a good body shot into Noel's ribs.
Noel takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Noel misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Choo.
Choo's jab looks to have found its range, popping Noel under the eye.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Choo throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Noel rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Choo counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Choo cracks Noel with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Noel throws a poor cross that misses
and Choo connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

Noel is rocked!
Noel throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Choo stuns Noel with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Noel gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Choo.
Oh Noel is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Choo weaves into range and cracks Noel right on the temple with a beautiful overhand right! Noel goes down! He's out cold! Wow, what a beautiful knockout! Choo is strutting round the canvas like a movie star as the camera bulbs flash frantically.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Mew Choo!
Mew Choo made sure to mention his sponsor, Brooklyn Apothecary in his post fight interview.