PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Biscuit Oliva (ranked 550 p4p, 1700 weight class) and Diamond Hand (ranked 78 p4p, 232 weight class). Oliva comes into the arena with Vo Williams - Primal (ft. Vyceroy) blaring out of the sound system. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Oliva
vs
Hand

187 cm
30
215
16 - 9 - 2

190 cm
30
210
12 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid Muay Thai
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Conquer
KOMBAT KLOTHING

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 9 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Biscuit Oliva!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, Diamond Hand!
The judges for this bout are Sosuke Kotani, Yasuomi Hirokawa and Yukihiro Yamamoto.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A jab from Oliva finds it's way through Hand's defenses.
Oliva misses with a lunging right hand
and Hand counters with a nice uppercut.

It looks like Biscuit Oliva has been cut.
Oliva has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Desert Fitness & Training (14 Elite Coaches) in the buildup to the fight.
Oliva fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Hand on the side of the head.
Oliva looks to land a left hand but Hand moved out of range nicely.
Oliva swings widly with a right hand
enabling Hand to counter with a crisp jab.
Oliva throws a leg kick
and Hand counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Hand throws out a loose jab but Oliva uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hand slips a jab from Oliva.
Oliva avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Oliva throws a hook but Hand blocks it.
Hand throws the left hand but Oliva avoids the punch easily.
A nice leg kick lands there from Oliva.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Oliva fails to land with a series of punches.
Hand swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Oliva slips under a jab.
Hand moves away from the strike by Oliva.
A little jabbing left from Hand on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
A low kick from Oliva misses
and Oliva takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Oliva tests Hand's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Oliva lands with a shot to the body.
A jab from Oliva finds it's way through Hand's defenses.
Hand misses with a jab to the body
and Hand takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Oliva throws a big shot that misses.
Oliva misses with a double jab
and Hand counters with a lovely shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Oliva misses with a left hand
and Hand counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Oliva throws an overhand right that lands on Hand's shoulder, as Hand tries to avoid the shot.
Oliva rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Hand moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Oliva misses with a right hand
and Hand counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Hand keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Oliva.
Hand throws a shot to the body.
Oliva throws a left and a right that both miss
and Hand counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Oliva thinking.
Oliva swings widly with a right hand
and Oliva takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Hand works the jab nicely.

Biscuit Oliva's cut is getting worse.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Oliva walks into a stiff left hand from Hand.
Hand misses with a hook.
Oliva swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Oliva throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Oliva moves out of range as Hand strikes.
Oliva misses with a straight right.
Oliva falls off balance throwing a combination
and Hand counters with a straight right hand.
Hand is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Oliva had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.
Oliva throws a looping overhand right but Hand ducks down to avoid it.
A shot to the body from Oliva misses
and Hand counters with a nice body shot.
Hand has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Oliva.
Oliva misses with a looping right.
Hand is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Oliva with a body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Oliva swings widly with a right hand
enabling Hand to counter with a crisp jab.
Oliva misses with a double jab
and Hand counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

Biscuit Oliva's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Oliva misses with a body shot
and Hand counters with a right hand to the body.
Oliva loads up on a big right hand but Hand slips the punch.
Hand now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Hand takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Oliva slips under a jab.
A counter left hand to the body from Oliva misses its target.
Hand misses with a straight right.
Oliva throwing a counter right hand but Hand manages to avoid it.
Oliva misses with a leg kick
and Hand connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Oliva throws a series of punches but Hand moves out of range.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Diamond Hand dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Biscuit Oliva's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Oliva throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Oliva misses with a straight left.
Biscuit Oliva seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hand misses with a two punch combination.
Hand slips under a jab from Oliva.
Hand bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Oliva's head backwards.
Oliva throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
A cross from Oliva lands.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hand looks to throw the jab but Oliva is out of range.
Oliva throwing a counter right hand but Hand manages to avoid it.
Oliva misses the shot to the body.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Hand! But no joy.
Hand staying out of range there.
Oliva misses with a right hand
and Hand counters with a straight right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Oliva misses with a looping right.
Hand swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Oliva throws a combination. Hand tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Oliva misses the jab.
As Oliva backs off Hand throws a huge counter combo but Oliva manages to avoid it all.
Oliva misses with a leg kick
and Hand counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Oliva missing with a left hand there. Hand was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Oliva tests Hand's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Oliva throws out a loose jab but Hand uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hand avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Hand uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Oliva.
Oliva swings widly with a right hand
and Hand counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

Oliva is rocked!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Oliva stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
A big left from Hand misses.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Oliva misses with a right hand
and Hand counters with a nice uppercut.
Oh Oliva is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

Jeez, Biscuit Oliva's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Hand throws a poor cross that misses
and Oliva counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Diamond Hand seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Oliva scores with a nice strike.
Oliva seems to have got his legs back now.
Hand takes a swing at Oliva's ribcage but misses.
A little feinted left hand from Oliva on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Oliva throws a left and a right that both miss
and Hand counters with a nice uppercut.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Biscuit Oliva's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:51 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Diamond Hand!
A victorious Diamond Hand thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.