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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Rectal Thermometer (ranked 541 p4p, 1187 weight class) and Eric Distefano (ranked 78 p4p, 176 weight class). Man, I cannot wait for this one!
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10 - 6 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rectal Thermometer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Eric Distefano!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, James Ackerman and Paul Tew.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thermometer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Thermometer throws a right and a left that Distefano avoids nicely.
Thermometer looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
A big left from Thermometer misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Thermometer. Distefano does a little dance to reset his feet.
Thermometer lands a nice looking body shot.
Thermometer throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Thermometer misses with a double jab.
Distefano throws out a counter right but Thermometer avoids it with no problem.
Nice jab there from Thermometer.
Thermometer throws a body shot but no joy.
A nice combination there by Thermometer.
Thermometer checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Thermometer throws a nice looking combination but Distefano bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Distefano throws a counter combo.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Thermometer connects with a looping right hand.
Thermometer throws a shot from downtown. Distefano moves away and avoids it.
Thermometer loads up on a big right hand but Distefano slips the punch.
A countering left hand to the body from Distefano misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Distefano pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Thermometer misses with a hook. Distefano ducked under it nicely.
Distefano slips a jab and a cross from Thermometer.
Thermometer throws a body punch but Distefano moves out of range.
Distefano looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Distefano on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Distefano uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Thermometer.
Thermometer misses with a left hand
and Distefano counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Thermometer looks to score with a jab to the body but Distefano is just out of range.
Thermometer takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Thermometer pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Thermometer throws a jab when Distefano was well out of range.
Distefano takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Thermometer throws a lazy uppercut
and Distefano counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A swing and a miss from Thermometer.
Distefano keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Rectal Thermometer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thermometer throws a hook to the side of Distefano's head but Distefano sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
As Thermometer backs off Distefano throws a huge counter combo but Thermometer manages to avoid it all.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Thermometer jabs at Distefano's body.
Thermometer misses with an uppercut
and Thermometer takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
It looks like Rectal Thermometer has been cut.
A cross from Thermometer lands.
Thermometer missing with a left hand there. Distefano was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Distefano bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Thermometer misses with a wild body shot.
A little jabbing left from Distefano on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Distefano looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Thermometer bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Distefano's head backwards.
Distefano is rocked!
Distefano drops his hands momentarily. Thermometer doesn't need a second invitation, landing a shot to the temple. Distefano staggers and falls to the mat and the ref dives in to save him from any more punishment. Distefano doesn't seem happy with the stoppage but he was done.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Rectal Thermometer!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Rectal Thermometer made sure he mentioned Voodoo Nutrition, along with how happy he was to win his fight.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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