PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Deon Big Daddy (ranked 550 p4p, 1151 weight class) and John Von Neumann (ranked 88 p4p, 175 weight class). Big Daddy 's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Big Daddy Kane - Smooth Operator. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Big Daddy
vs
Von Neumann

194 cm
26
245
12 - 4 - 0

192 cm
24
268
8 - 4 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Deon Big Daddy !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, John Von Neumann!
The judges for this bout are Fedor Mirinova, Aleksei Zolotukhin and Konstantin Menshow.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice uppercut lands for Big Daddy . That snapped Von Neumann's head back.

It looks like John Von Neumann has been cut.
Von Neumann throws a body shot but no joy.
It looked like Big Daddy was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Von Neumann.

Big Daddy lands a big uppercut and Von Neumann crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Von Neumann looks OK. Big Daddy waves Von Neumann back to his feet!
Von Neumann moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Von Neumann throws a lazy body kick

and Big Daddy counters with a nice right hand that sends Von Neumann toppling to the canvas! Von Neumann scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Big Daddy finish him?!

Von Neumann is rocked!
Von Neumann uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Von Neumann is still on wobbly legs! Can Big Daddy finish him?
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Von Neumann.
Von Neumann seems to have recovered his senses.
Big Daddy looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
John Von Neumann seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A big right from Von Neumann misses.
Von Neumann misses with an uppercut. Big Daddy saw that one coming.
Von Neumann moves out of range as Big Daddy throws a body kick.
Big Daddy scores with a nice body kick.
Big Daddy fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Von Neumann looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Von Neumann looks winded!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Von Neumann thows a left - swing and a miss!
Big Daddy throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Von Neumann takes a swing at Big Daddy 's ribcage but misses.
Von Neumann moves out of range of the body kick from Big Daddy .
Big Daddy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Big Daddy checks a leg kick nicely.
Big Daddy swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Von Neumann throws a leg kick that misses.
Von Neumann misses the shot to the body.
Big Daddy misses with a head kick.
Big Daddy misses with a straight left.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Von Neumann scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Big Daddy doesn't seem bothered though.
Big Daddy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Von Neumann feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Big Daddy s jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Von Neumann scores with a jab to the body.
Big Daddy avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Big Daddy swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Von Neumann throws a leg kick
and Von Neumann takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

That has opened up John Von Neumann's cut even more.
Big Daddy throws a shot from downtown. Von Neumann moves away and avoids it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Big Daddy avoids the body shot from Von Neumann.
Von Neumann lands with a nice body punch.
A left lands for Big Daddy .

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Big Daddy takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Big Daddy slips a straight right by Von Neumann.
The fighters circling - Von Neumann throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Von Neumann.
Big Daddy appears to be looking for a big counter.
Von Neumann clobbers Big Daddy with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Von Neumann stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Big Daddy staying out of range there.
A lazy body kick from Big Daddy
and Von Neumann counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Nice uppercut lands for Big Daddy . That snapped Von Neumann's head back.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Big Daddy moves out of range of the strikes.
A jab from Von Neumann does it's job there.
Von Neumann stuns Big Daddy with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Von Neumann just misses with a punch to the body.
Big Daddy takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.

It looks like Deon Big Daddy has been cut.
Von Neumann cracks Big Daddy with a right hand to the side of the head.
Von Neumann looks to land a body kick but Big Daddy moved away.
Von Neumann misses with a left hand
and Big Daddy counters with a nice uppercut.

The cut above John Von Neumann's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Von Neumann throws a body kick that misses.
Von Neumann is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Big Daddy had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.
Von Neumann throws a lazy right hand but Big Daddy sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Deon Big Daddy will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action!

Big Daddy looks to land a left hand but Von Neumann moved out of range nicely.
Von Neumann throws a head kick that misses.
It looked like Big Daddy wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Big Daddy takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Big Daddy doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Von Neumann throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
A little feinted left hand from Big Daddy on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
A telegraphed right hand from Von Neumann misses the target.
Von Neumann swinging wildly here.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Von Neumann in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Von Neumann connects with a looping right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Big Daddy misses the jab.
Von Neumann is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Von Neumann throws a body shot but no joy.
Von Neumann tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Big Daddy was well out of range. Poor timing from Von Neumann.
John Von Neumann seems to be getting the better of the standup.
A swing and a miss from Von Neumann.
Big Daddy swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
A lazy body kick from Big Daddy
letting Von Neumann counter with a right hand.
Big Daddy walks into a jab.
Sloppy strikes from Big Daddy . Those never looked like landing.
Big Daddy throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Big Daddy swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Von Neumann.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Von Neumann throws a lazy head kick
and Big Daddy counters with a nice uppercut.

John Von Neumann's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Von Neumann steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Big Daddy . That one must have hurt.
Von Neumann is breathing heavily.
Some wild striking there from Big Daddy .
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Von Neumann uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Big Daddy .
Von Neumann throws an off balance right hand
and Big Daddy counters with a nice body shot.
Big Daddy throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Von Neumann.
Von Neumann throws a lazy uppercut

and Big Daddy counters with a crisp right hand that drops Von Neumann! Big Daddy lets Von Neumann back up to his feet, looking for a finish!

The referee calls the doctor in to look at John Von Neumann's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Deon Big Daddy !
Deon Big Daddy decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.