PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Splerkin McJerkins (ranked 3844 p4p, 4641 weight class) and Alexander Iii Of Macedon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Splerkin McJerkins could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Alexander Iii Of Macedon's chin.

McJerkins
vs
Iii Of Macedon

178 cm
25
162
2 - 0 - 0

180 cm
18
159
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Splerkin McJerkins!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Alexander Iii Of Macedon!
The judges for this bout are Mauricio Rocha, Leandro Rodrigues and Paulo Santos.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Iii Of Macedon moves away from the strike by McJerkins.
Iii Of Macedon tries a quick counter leg kick but McJerkins is wise to it.
Iii Of Macedon tries to land a front kick but McJerkins steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
McJerkins misses with a looping right.
McJerkins swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Iii Of Macedon.

It looks like Alexander Iii Of Macedon has been cut.
Iii Of Macedon keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from McJerkins.
A jab from McJerkins misses.
McJerkins throws a big shot that misses.
Iii Of Macedon pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
McJerkins throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Iii Of Macedon avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Iii Of Macedon walks into a left hand.
McJerkins throws a lazy right hand but Iii Of Macedon sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
McJerkins scores with a jab. Iii Of Macedon acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
McJerkins misses with a wild body shot.
Iii Of Macedon connects with a leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McJerkins swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Iii Of Macedon tries a quick counter leg kick but McJerkins is wise to it.
McJerkins misses with a straight right.
Iii Of Macedon looks to land a body kick but McJerkins moved away.
Iii Of Macedon throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Iii Of Macedon avoids the body shot from McJerkins.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Iii Of Macedon walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. McJerkins checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Donk. McJerkins catches Iii Of Macedon right on the button with a cross.

Iii Of Macedon is rocked!
Iii Of Macedon tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and McJerkins is able to avoid easily.
Iii Of Macedon is still on wobbly legs! Can McJerkins finish him?
McJerkins throws a body punch but Iii Of Macedon moves out of range.
McJerkins scores with a shot to the body.
McJerkins lunges in with a left hook that violently twists Iii Of Macedon head around and knocks him out cold! McJerkins hops onto the cage and yells out at the top of his lungs - Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah! They're showing the replay on the big screens now; that was nasty! I hope one of the photographers got a good shot of it.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Splerkin McJerkins!