PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight kickboxing rules bout between Bennie Hana (ranked 5207 p4p, 6293 weight class) and Big Boner (ranked 532 p4p, 600 weight class). The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.

Hana
vs
Boner

150 cm
25
135
2 - 2 - 0

180 cm
25
162
0 - 4 - 0

Excellent boxer
Very strong

Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

The Underpant Gnomes

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Bennie Hana!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 4 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Big Boner!
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, Dirk Anderson and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boner connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Hana definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Hana throws a hook to the side of Boner's head but Boner sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Hana throws the left hand but Boner avoids the punch easily.
Boner moves away from the strike by Hana.
Boner tries a low kick but Hana avoids it.
Boner tries to bum rush Hana with a series of wild strikes but Hana uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Hana avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Boner's corner calls for a 1-2. Boner obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Boner throws an overhand right that lands on Hana's shoulder, as Hana tries to avoid the shot.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Hana ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Boner moves away.
Hana digs a good body shot into Boner's ribs.
A telegraphed right hand from Boner misses the target.
Hana misses with a double jab.
Hana scores with a kick to the midsection.
Boner takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hana missing with a left hand there. Boner was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Boner swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hana. Boner does a little dance to reset his feet.
Boner throws out a counter right but Hana avoids it with no problem.
Boner throws a body shot but no joy.
Boner's coach down at Monkey Business was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Boner's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Nice straight punches there by Boner. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Boner.
Boner misses with a hook. Hana ducked under it nicely.
Boner pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hana blocks a head kick by Boner.
Hana throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Boner throws a half hearted mid kick.
Sloppy strikes from Hana. Those never looked like landing.
A little jabbing left from Boner on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Hana shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Hana throws out a loose jab but Boner uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hana shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Boner eats them both and turns towards Hana to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Hana misses with a body kick.
Boner takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Boner ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hana moves away.
Boner uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hana.
Boner on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Boner lands with a right hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Boner throws a chopping leg kick but Hana manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
A little feinted left hand from Hana on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Hana thows a body kick. Boner tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Hana throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.

It looks like Big Boner has been cut.
Boner throws a low kick but Hana moves out of range easily.
Hana throws a hook but Boner avoids it easily.
A telegraphed right hand from Boner misses the target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hana closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Boner is a very stocky fighter. Infact he's such a weird shape that he's almost like some sort of comedy character - it's hard to believe he's real.
An inside leg kick from Boner misses.
Hana misses with a straight left.
Boner misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hana.
Hana lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Boner at a distance.
Boner looks winded!
Boner throws a leg kick but Hana sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Hana throws a big shot that misses.
Boner lands with a nice body punch.
Boner throws a hook to the side of Hana's head but Hana sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Boner misses with a left hand
and Hana counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Hana throws a hook but Boner avoids it easily.
Boner let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Hana with a jab.
Boner avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Crunch! Hana slams his shin into Boner's torso.
Hana chopping away at his opponent's legs.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Boner slips under a jab from Hana.
Boner was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Hana just misses with a punch to the body.
Boner dodges the punch combination from Hana.
Hana fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Bennie Hana dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Big Boner's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.

Hana scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Hana throws a body punch but Boner moves out of range.
Boner throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Hana appears to be looking for a big counter.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Boner lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Hana has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Hana and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Big Boner seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hana takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Hana bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Hana moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Boner takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Bennie Hana is winning the standup battle so far.
Nice uppercut there from Boner.
Hana takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Hana fakes the leg kick and cracks Boner in the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hana tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Boner was well out of range. Poor timing from Hana.
Hana is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Boner can do to turn this around?
Hana takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Hana loads up on a big right hand but Boner slips the punch.
A little jabbing left from Boner on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Hana slips under a jab from Boner.
Boner misses with a hook. Hana ducked under it nicely.
Boner swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Hana keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Boner scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Hana just misses with a punch to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hana lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Boner blocks a jab.
Hana slips under a jab.
Boner ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Boner misses with a head kick.
Hana connects with a jab.
Hana loads up on a big right hand but Boner slips the punch.
Boner is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Boner with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Hana to score with a decent uppercut.
Boner uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Hana.
Hana pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Boner back to the ropes. Hana follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Boner lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Boner misses with a head kick.
Boner ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hana moves away.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Boner looks to score with a jab to the body but Hana is just out of range.
Hana thows a left - swing and a miss!
Boner avoids a punch combination nicely.
Hana uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Boner has time to react.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boner finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Hana here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Hana misses with the combination.
Hana throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Hana thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Boner if he has to take too many more of those.
Hana keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Boner.
Hana throwing a counter right hand but Boner manages to avoid it.
Hana fakes the leg kick and cracks Boner in the body.
Hana drops his hands momentarily and Boner takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Boner misses with a body shot.
Hana throws a body shot but no joy.
Hana lands a body shot.
Hana defending well as Boner loads up on a big left hand.
Boner has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Hana.
A solid body kick from Hana.
Boner is breathing heavily.
Hana chopping away at his opponent's legs.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Boner jabs Hana to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Hana swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Boner looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Hana throws a series of punches but Boner moves out of range.
Hana throws a right and a left that Boner avoids nicely.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Bennie Hana dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Big Boner's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Hana misses with a few strikes there.
Boner missing with a left hand there. Hana was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Boner catches Hana with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Hana throws a hook to the side of Boner's head but Boner sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Boner loads up on a big right hand but Hana slips the punch.
Nice body punch from Hana.
Hana checks the leg kick nicely there.
Hana misses with a jab, cross combination.
Hana scores with a sloppy right hand. Boner should have avoided that one.
Hana comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Boner avoids the body shot from Hana.
Hana throws an overhand right that lands on Boner's shoulder, as Boner tries to avoid the shot.
Hana misses with a few strikes there.
Hana checks a leg kick.
Hana thumps Boner with a low kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nice cross by Boner.
Hana throws a lazy right hand but Boner sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Boner throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Hana was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Hana misses with an uppercut. Boner saw that one coming.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Boner takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Hana cracks Boner with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Hana delivers a nice body kick.
Hana misses with a looping left.
Boner uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Hana.
Hana takes a swing at Boner's ribcage but misses.
Hana throws a body punch but Boner moves out of range.
Hana scores with a nice body kick.
Hana wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Boner avoids the body shot from Hana.
Nice body kick there by Hana.
Hana is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Boner takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Boner throws a hook but Hana avoids it easily.
Hana throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Boner misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Boner takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Boner looks to score with a jab to the body but Hana is just out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hana keeps Boner at a distance using the push kick.
Hana throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Boner avoids the body shot from Hana.
Hana uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Boner.
Boner moves forwards but Hana connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Hana tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Boner was well out of range. Poor timing from Hana.
Boner looks to throw the jab but Hana is out of range.
Boner takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Hana needs to keep his hands up - Boner had a free shot at his head there.
A big left from Hana misses.
Hana goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Hana scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Big Boner has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Hana blocks the body kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Boner misses with a wild body shot.
Boner fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hana manages to avoid it.
Hana connects with a looping right hand.
Bennie Hana is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Hana lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
A jab from Hana finds it's way through Boner's defenses.

And that's the end of the fight!
Bennie Hana showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Hana has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Winston Alpacca scores the fight 30:27
Judge Dirk Anderson scores the fight 30:27
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bennie Hana!
A victorious Bennie Hana thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.