PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Felix Inarritu (ranked 190 p4p, 220 weight class) and Biff Raper (ranked 31 p4p, 36 weight class). Inarritu comes to the cage accompanied by Vulcano. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Inarritu
vs
Raper

200 cm
34
265
32 - 14 - 0

193 cm
34
248
32 - 15 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 32 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Felix Inarritu!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 32 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Biff Raper!
The judges for this bout are Ben Hemmingworth, Ben Watson and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Raper connects with an inside leg kick.
Raper throws a jab but it's blocked by Inarritu.
Raper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Inarritu feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Biff Raper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Inarritu lands a really nice looking cross but Raper seems unphased.
The fighters circling - Raper throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Raper throws an overhand right that lands on Inarritu's shoulder, as Inarritu tries to avoid the shot.
Inarritu throws a quick counter kick to the body but Raper avoids it.
Inarritu tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Raper throws a poor cross that misses
and Inarritu counters with a thumping low kick.
Raper dips to his left and cracks Inarritu with an uppercut!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Inarritu lands a nice shot to the body.
Raper attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Raper connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Inarritu momentarily.
Inarritu uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Raper.
Inarritu swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Raper looks to land a body kick but Inarritu moved away.
Raper misses with a straight left.
Raper dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A solid body kick from Raper.
Raper misses with a left hand
and Inarritu counters with an outside leg kick.
Raper misses with a jab to the body
and Inarritu counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Inarritu fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Raper.
Raper misses with a left hand
letting Inarritu counter with a right hand.
Raper looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Raper swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Inarritu throws a hook but Raper avoids it easily.
Raper throws a shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Inarritu ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Raper throws a leg kick
and Inarritu counters with a nice uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Raper throws a shot from downtown. Inarritu moves away and avoids it.
Inarritu uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Raper.
Raper paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Raper scores with a crisp jab that stopped Inarritu in his tracks.
Raper staying out of range there.
Inarritu is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Raper misses with a lunging right hand
enabling Inarritu to counter with a crisp jab.
Inarritu slips under a jab from Raper.
Raper swings widly with a right hand
and Inarritu counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Raper misses with a series of wild punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Raper throws a right hand that misses
and Inarritu counters with a nice uppercut.
Inarritu uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Raper.
Inarritu moves away from the strike by Raper.
Raper slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Nice defenses there by Inarritu.
It looked like Inarritu wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Inarritu throws a leg kick that misses.
Raper staying out of range there.
Raper now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Raper throws a poor cross that misses
and Inarritu counters with a thumping low kick.
Raper slips under a jab.
A good leg kick by Inarritu.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Raper throws a shot from downtown. Inarritu moves away and avoids it.
Raper is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Inarritu.
Raper fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Inarritu on the side of the head.
A slow jab from Raper misses its intended target.
Raper lands a leg kick that knocks Inarritu off balance momentarily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Inarritu throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Inarritu checks a leg kick.
Raper just misses with a punch to the body.
Inarritu jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Raper dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Raper throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Raper gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Inarritu.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Biff Raper will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Raper throws a lazy uppercut
and Inarritu counters with a straight right hand.
Raper throws the kick towards the body but Inarritu avoids it.
Inarritu thinks about countering with a body kick.
Biff Raper seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Inarritu takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Raper scores with a sloppy right hand. Inarritu should have avoided that one.
A swing and a miss from Raper.
Inarritu pivots, looking for a leg kick but Raper is out of range and Inarritu settles back down.
A big right from Inarritu misses.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Inarritu might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Inarritu takes one to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Raper feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Inarritus jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
A leg kick checked by Raper.
Raper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Inarritu.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Good standup being displayed there by Raper as he connects with a hook.

Raper sends Inarritu crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Raper is motioning to the referee to let Inarritu up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Raper ducks down and throws a big overhand right - it lands flush on the jaw, knocking Inarritu out cold! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:17 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Biff Raper!
Biff Raper is the new heavyweight champion!
Biff Raper seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.