PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Mickey Dismantle (ranked 668 p4p, 2294 weight class) and Count Dankula (ranked 87 p4p, 251 weight class). Dismantle comes to the cage accompanied by Come As You Are. Mickey Dismantle is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Dismantle
vs
Dankula

170 cm
27
148
14 - 6 - 1

170 cm
27
148
9 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 6 - 1, fighting out of New York, Mickey Dismantle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Count Dankula!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Andrew Berry and Phil Schofield.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dankula fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dismantle manages to avoid it.
Dismantle looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Dismantle misses with a two punch combination.
Dankula throws a lazy right hand but Dismantle sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dismantle connects with a body shot.
Dankula on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Dismantle misses with a looping right.
Dankula listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Dankula avoids the body shot from Dismantle.
A nice inside leg kick there by Dismantle. That's going to slow Dankula down.
Mickey Dismantle seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice defenses there by Dankula.
Dankula has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Dismantle.
Dismantle on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Dankula swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dismantle. Dankula does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dankula doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Dankula throws a chopping leg kick but Dismantle manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Dismantle has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dismantle tries to move into range but Dankula moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Dankula dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Dismantle fakes the leg kick and cracks Dankula in the body.
Dankula just misses with a punch to the body.
Dismantle throws a half hearted mid kick.
Dankula throws a series of punches but Dismantle avoids them all with ease.
Dismantle lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Dismantle scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dankula throws a big shot that misses.
Dankula has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Dismantle feints and then cracks Dankula's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Dankula down.
Dismantle connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Dankula's hands.
Dismantle lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Dismantle defending well as Dankula loads up on a big left hand.
Dankula takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
A low kick lands for Dismantle.
Dankula bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Dankula tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dismantle was well out of range. Poor timing from Dankula.
Dismantle darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Dismantle lands with an uppercut that bounces Dankula off the cage and back into range.
Dismantle looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Dismantle scores with a nice strike.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dismantle lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Dankula misses with a hook. Dismantle ducked under it nicely.
Jab by Dismantle.
A combination from Dismantle does no damage.
Dankula avoids the body shot from Dismantle.
Dankula walks into a stiff left hand from Dismantle.
Dismantle buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Dismantle looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Nice uppercut lands for Dismantle. That snapped Dankula's head back.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dismantle lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Dismantle slips under a jab.
Dismantle misses with a head kick.
Dankula throws out a counter right but Dismantle avoids it with no problem.
Dankula throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dankula throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dismantle is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Good leg kick by Dismantle.
Dismantle tries to work over Dankula's front leg with a kick but Dankula checks it.
Dismantle connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Dankula momentarily.
Dankula takes a shot to the body in his stride.
A good leg kick by Dismantle.
A solid leg kick lands there for Dismantle.
Dankula moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Dankula avoids the body shot from Dismantle.
A jab lands there for Dismantle.
Dismantle attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Dismantle throws a good cross that connects.
Dismantle with a nice calf kick.
A low kick lands for Dismantle.
Dismantle throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dankula throws a series of punches but Dismantle avoids them all with ease.
Sloppy strikes from Dankula. Those never looked like landing.
Dismantle is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Dismantle throws a nice outside leg kick.
Dismantle is looking to slow Dankula down with leg kicks.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dismantle tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dankula was well out of range. Poor timing from Dismantle.
Dankula throws an overhand right that lands on Dismantle's shoulder, as Dismantle tries to avoid the shot.
Dismantle lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Dankula takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Dismantle lands with a straight right. Dankula didn't see that one coming.
Dismantle slips a jab from Dankula.
Dankula throws a right hand that Dismantle ducks under and follows up with a left that Dismantle also avoids with ease.
A quick step to the side and Dismantle tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dismantle connects with an inside leg kick.
Dismantle connects with a solid leg kick.
Dismantle connects with an inside leg kick.
Dismantle chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Dismantle uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dankula.
Dismantle lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Dankula avoids the body shot from Dismantle.
Dankula swinging wildly here.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A slow jab from Dismantle misses its intended target.
Dismantle avoids the body shot from Dankula.
Dankula throws a shot to the body.
Dankula scores with a three punch combo!
Dankula takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A low kick lands for Dismantle.
Dankula takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Dankula throws an overhand right that lands on Dismantle's shoulder, as Dismantle tries to avoid the shot.
Dismantle lands with a good body shot.
Dismantle connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Dankula throws a lazy right hand but Dismantle sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dankula chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Dismantle can pounce on him.
Dismantle fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Dankula misses the shot to the body.
A nice inside leg kick there by Dismantle. That's going to slow Dankula down.
Dismantle cracks Dankula with an open hand slap.
Dankula takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Dankula works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Dismantle uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dankula.
Dankula with a hook.
Dankula chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Dismantle can pounce on him.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dankula throws the kick towards the body but Dismantle avoids it.
Dankula's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Dankula loads up on a big right hand but Dismantle slips the punch.
Dankula throws a shot from downtown. Dismantle moves away and avoids it.
Dismantle throws a quick inside leg kick.
Dankula works the jab nicely.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Mickey Dismantle dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Dismantle throws a hook but Dankula avoids it easily.
A swing and a miss from Dankula.
Dankula checks the leg kick.
Dismantle is looking to slow Dankula down with leg kicks.
Dankula displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Dankula lands a slapping body shot.
Dismantle looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Dismantle tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dankula was well out of range. Poor timing from Dismantle.
Dismantle is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Dankula can do to turn this around?
Dankula's corner calls for a 1-2. Dankula obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Dankula chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Dismantle can pounce on him.
Dankula throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dankula looks to land a left hand but Dismantle moved out of range nicely.
Dismantle fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Dismantle ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dankula throws a looping overhand right but Dismantle ducks down to avoid it.
Dismantle cracks Dankula with a good jab.
Dismantle misses the shot to the body.
Dankula walks forward, straight into a front kick from Dismantle.
Dankula scores with a three punch combo!
Dankula scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Dismantle doesn't seem bothered though.
Dismantle looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Dismantle lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dismantle throws a front kick that sends Dankula stumbling back into the cage.
Dismantle misses with a left hand
and Dankula counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

Dismantle is rocked!
A clash of legs there as Dankula blocks the low kick.
Oh Dismantle is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Dismantle is aggressively charging in as Dankula backs up avoiding any damage. Dankula tosses out a jab and Dismantle runs right into it face first! Dismantle is out cold! Dankula dropped down on all fours and is barking in Dismantle's face like a pit bull in celebration until the ref was finally able to pull him away!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:15 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Count Dankula!
During a confident post fight interview, Count Dankula thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.