PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Count Dankula (ranked 1508 p4p, 2530 weight class) and Yellow Belt Casey (ranked 167 p4p, 268 weight class). Count Dankula is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Dankula
vs
Casey

170 cm
27
148
9 - 4 - 0

168 cm
25
151
9 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Excellent grappler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Pound Town INC

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Count Dankula!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 11 - 0, fighting out of New York, Yellow Belt Casey!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Donald Grub and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Casey throws a lazy uppercut
and Dankula counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Dankula misses with a hook.
Dankula closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Dankula ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dankula. Casey does a little dance to reset his feet.
Casey doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Casey on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Dankula on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Dankula scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Casey lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Casey thows a left - swing and a miss!
Dankula ducks under a wild hook from Casey.
Dankula just misses with a punch to the body.
Casey tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Casey connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Dankula throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Casey sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Casey slips a jab from Dankula.
Casey slips a jab from Dankula.
Casey steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dankula.
Casey looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Count Dankula seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dankula throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Casey sees it coming and avoids it easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Casey misses with a straight left.
A telegraphed right hand from Dankula misses the target.
Dankula fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Casey manages to avoid it.
Dankula throws an off balance right hand
and Casey cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Casey throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Dankula misses with a low kick as Casey jumps back.
Casey connects with a body shot.
Dankula misses with a looping left.
Casey lands a head kick. Dankula smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Casey ducks under a wild hook from Dankula.
Dankula thows a left - swing and a miss!
Dankula swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Casey takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Casey ducks under a wild hook from Dankula.
Dankula throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
As Dankula backs off Casey throws a huge counter combo but Dankula manages to avoid it all.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Casey scores with a nice body kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from Casey.
Casey misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A little feinted left hand from Dankula on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
A nice leg kick from Casey, right into the meat of the thigh.
Casey uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dankula.
Dankula throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Casey sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Casey ducks under a wild hook from Dankula.
Dankula misses the shot to the body.
Dankula throws a leg kick but Casey checks it.
Dankula uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Casey.
Dankula misses with a few strikes there.
Casey paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Casey lands a lovely overhand right.
Casey walks into a left hand.
Dankula misses with a jab, cross combination.
Dankula throws a hook to the side of Casey's head but Casey sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dankula steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Casey.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dankula slips under a jab from Casey.
Dankula throws a right hand that misses
and Dankula takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Dankula misses with a left hand
and Casey counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Casey lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Dankula throws an overhand right that lands on Casey's shoulder, as Casey tries to avoid the shot.
Dankula slips a jab from Casey.
Casey staying out of range there.
Casey misses with a head kick.
Dankula is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Casey.
Casey staying out of range there.
Casey is trying to counter with his kicks.
Dankula takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Casey will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Casey tries to score a power double leg takedown but Dankula sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Casey somewhat.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dankula misses the shot to the body.
Dankula looks to land a combination but Casey avoids it well.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A telegraphed right hand from Dankula misses the target.
Dankula dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Dankula lands a really nice looking cross but Casey seems unphased.
Dankula uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Casey has time to react.
Casey takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Dankula leaves Casey with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Dankula scores with a jab to the body.
Dankula throws a right hand that Casey ducks under and follows up with a left that Casey also avoids with ease.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Casey pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A counter left hand to the body from Dankula misses its target.
A swing and a miss from Dankula.
Dankula lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Dankula takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Count Dankula will probably get the nod.
That's time! Dankula's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Dankula bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Dankula misses with a lunging right hand
and Casey connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Dankula looks to score with a jab to the body but Casey is just out of range.
A big right from Dankula misses.
Casey will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Some wild striking there from Dankula.
Casey moves out of range of the strikes.
Dankula uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Casey has time to react.
Dankula throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Casey throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Dankula.
Casey takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Dankula throws a poor cross that misses
and Casey counters with a straight right hand.
Casey has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Dankula finds it's way round the side to connect with Casey's head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dankula throws a body punch but Casey moves out of range.
Dankula lands with a shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Casey just misses with a punch to the body.
Count Dankula is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A right-left combo lands from Dankula.
Casey throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Casey throws a jab but it's blocked by Dankula.
Count Dankula is winning the standup battle so far.
Dankula ducks under a wild hook from Casey.
Casey goes for a high kick. It partially lands.

Dankula is rocked!
Dankula takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Oh Dankula is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Casey lands a big head kick that sends Dankula to the canvas! Casey follows up with strikes from the mount that forces the ref to step in and stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:35 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Yellow Belt Casey!
Yellow Belt Casey seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
In defeat, Count Dankula stepped up to the mic, saying 'That shits whack. '.