PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Xmus Jaxon Flaxon Waxon (ranked 2855 p4p, 2370 weight class) and Jolly Roger (ranked 353 p4p, 301 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Roger's choice of entrance music: Under Jolly Roger. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Jaxon Flaxon Waxon
vs
Roger

186 cm
28
207
14 - 11 - 0

183 cm
33
212
11 - 13 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 11 - 0, fighting out of London, Xmus Jaxon Flaxon Waxon!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jolly Roger!
The judges for this bout are Chad Campbell, Reed Andrews and Russell Pearce.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jaxon Flaxon Waxon getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
A looping hook to the body misses from Roger. Jaxon Flaxon Waxon does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jaxon Flaxon Waxon displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Jolly Roger seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Roger looks to throw the jab but Jaxon Flaxon Waxon is out of range.
Roger misses with an uppercut.
The fighters circling - Roger throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Nice cross by Jaxon Flaxon Waxon.
Roger takes one to the chin there.
Roger fails with a takedown attempt.
Roger looks to score with a jab to the body but Jaxon Flaxon Waxon is just out of range.
A combination from Roger does no damage.

Roger shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Jaxon Flaxon Waxon is trying to defend but Roger finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Roger trying to control from half guard but Jaxon Flaxon Waxon is working away.
Roger thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Jaxon Flaxon Waxon's head.
Jaxon Flaxon Waxon keeps control of the position for the meantime.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Jaxon Flaxon Waxon keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Jaxon Flaxon Waxon won't allow Roger to pass to mount.
Roger landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.

Jaxon Flaxon Waxon is defending against the submission attempts here by Roger.

Roger wants to work for an arm triangle but Jaxon Flaxon Waxon is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Roger is thwarting Jaxon Flaxon Waxon's attempts to control the position.
Jaxon Flaxon Waxon is not content to let Roger control the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.

Roger is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Jaxon Flaxon Waxon keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Roger trying to control from half guard but Jaxon Flaxon Waxon is working away.
Roger passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Jaxon Flaxon Waxon!
Jaxon Flaxon Waxon is trying to escape the mount.
Roger landing strikes from the mount and Jaxon Flaxon Waxon is in trouble!
Roger looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Roger lands a nice shot to the head.
Jaxon Flaxon Waxon keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Roger lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Roger avoids the attempt from Jaxon Flaxon Waxon to control.
Jaxon Flaxon Waxon avoids a series of strikes thrown by Roger.
Jaxon Flaxon Waxon takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Roger landing strikes, looking to finish!
Roger thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
Roger working the ground and pound effectively.

Jaxon Flaxon Waxon is rocked!
Roger postures up and throws a couple of big shots that have Jaxon Flaxon Waxon in real trouble here! The ref calls for Jaxon Flaxon Waxon to improve his position which he doesn't do, so the referee has no choice but to end the fight due to the strikes!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jolly Roger!
An out of breath and clearly excited Jolly Roger thanked FEEBLE FIGHTWEAR for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).