PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Expendable Crewman V (ranked 1793 p4p, 1183 weight class) and Hip Hop (ranked 217 p4p, 156 weight class). Crewman V comes into the arena with Star Trek blaring out of the sound system. Hop is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Hard in Da Paint. Expendable Crewman V has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Crewman V
vs
Hop

200 cm
41
286
26 - 23 - 0

200 cm
33
246
30 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Altitude Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 23 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Expendable Crewman V!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 11 - 0, fighting out of New York, Hip Hop!
The judges for this bout are Percy O'Donnell, Frank Antenori and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crewman V loads up on a big right hand but Hop slips the punch.
Crewman V misses with a hook
and Hop counters with a straight right hand.

It looks like Expendable Crewman V has been cut.
Expendable Crewman V seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hop misses with a body shot.
Crewman V misses with an uppercut. Hop saw that one coming.
Crewman V ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Crewman V throws a hook but Hop avoids it easily.
Hop throws out a counter right but Crewman V avoids it with no problem.
Hop takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Hop walks into a jab.
Crewman V misses the body punch
and Hop cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Crewman V missing with a left hand there. Hop was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Crewman V throws a sloppy body shot
and Hop counters with a stiff right hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hop connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.

Crewman V cracks Hop with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Hop looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Crewman V finish him?
Crewman V misses with an uppercut.
A nice side step and Hop releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Crewman V throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Crewman V swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crewman V pounces like a tiger and cracks Hop with a vicious hook! Hop is down but not out! Crewman V follows up with more strikes forcing the ref to jump in and stop it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Expendable Crewman V!
An out of breath Expendable Crewman V thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.