PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Real Judo (ranked 3605 p4p, 2726 weight class) and Brian Spam (ranked 436 p4p, 358 weight class). Brian Spam has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Judo
vs
Spam

180 cm
25
215
1 - 0 - 0

196 cm
28
221
5 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Likes comics

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Real Judo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Brian Spam!
The judges for this bout are Edson Gomes, Mauricio Rocha and Emerson Jorge.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Judo shoots for a takedown but Spam saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Brian Spam seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Spam lands a left and a right that send Judo crashing to the mat, dazed. Spam thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Judo is rocked!

It looks like Real Judo has been cut.
Judo shoots and misses
and Spam counters with a monster hook and another for good measure! Judo falls to the ground, out cold! Stick some heavy metal music over the top of that clip and it's one for the highlight makers!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Brian Spam!