PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Inspektor Bee (ranked 849 p4p, 765 weight class) and Johan Joestar (ranked 131 p4p, 115 weight class). Joestar is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Coda - Bloody Stream. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Bee
vs
Joestar

205 cm
35
245
23 - 17 - 0

195 cm
29
242
13 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Voodoo Nutrition

Paddy's Enhancing Drugs (160Q)
PWNAGE Elite - $25 Tees

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 17 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Inspektor Bee!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Johan Joestar!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Fujiwara, Yukihiro Yamamoto and Hirohito Nitta.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Joestar lands a nice looking body shot.
Bee misses with a body punch
and Joestar counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Bee drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.

It looks like Inspektor Bee has been cut.
Bee misses with a looping left.
A jab from Joestar does it's job there.

Bee is rocked!
Bee connects with a high kick.

It looks like Johan Joestar has been cut.
Bee keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Bee slips under a jab.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Bee.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bee slips a jab from Joestar.
Joestar misses with a looping left.
Bee showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Joestar.
Joestar scores with a crisp jab that stopped Bee in his tracks.
Bee takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bee blocks a jab.
A head kick misses from Joestar.
Joestar loads up on a big right hand but Bee slips the punch.
Joestar throws a lazy uppercut
and Bee counters with a nice body shot.
Bee connects with the punch.
Joestar misses with a lunging right hand
and Bee counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Joestar has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Johan Joestar seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bee looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
A nice leg kick from Bee, right into the meat of the thigh.
Joestar pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A solid leg kick lands there for Bee.
Bee takes a swing at Joestar's ribcage but misses.
Joestar throws a nice looking combination but Bee bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Joestar throws a chopping leg kick but Bee manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Bee throws a shot from downtown. Joestar moves away and avoids it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice uppercut there from Joestar.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Joestar lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Joestar takes a body punch but keeps moving.
A looping hook to the body misses from Joestar. Bee does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bee connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Bee throws a leg kick which misses Joestar's front leg but catches the back leg as Joestar tries to avoid it.
Bee is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Joestar throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Joestar avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Joestar throws out a counter right but Bee avoids it with no problem.
A good leg kick by Joestar.
Joestar waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bee.
Joestar misses with an uppercut.
Bee throws a looping overhand right but Joestar ducks down to avoid it.
Joestar blocks a head kick by Bee.
Joestar throws a combination that misses
and Bee counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Joestar is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Bee throws a leg kick but Joestar checks it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bee uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Joestar.
A counter left hand to the body from Bee misses its target.
Bee lands a right hook to the body.
Bee keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.

That has opened up Johan Joestar's cut even more.
Joestar throws a shot to the body.
Joestar swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Joestar scores with a punch to the head.
Joestar throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bee sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Joestar misses with a hook.
A quick step to the side and Bee tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bee takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Bee looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Joestar on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Bee. Bee obviously looking to wear him down.
Joestar throws a body shot but no joy.
It looked like Bee wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Joestar blocks a head kick by Bee.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Joestar misses with an uppercut
and Bee counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Bee plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Joestar takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Joestar misses with a hook. Bee ducked under it nicely.
Joestar avoids the body shot from Bee.
A head kick misses from Bee.
Bee blocks a jab.
Joestar fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Bee.
Bee looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Joestar connects with a looping right hand.
Joestar scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bee walks into a jab.
Oh Bee is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Joestar throws a quick head kick that knocks Bee silly! This fight is all over! What a finish! Joestar is up on the cage, taking in the applause from the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Johan Joestar!
A very excited looking Johan Joestar made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.