PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Stances Slumponyhu (ranked 2133 p4p, 2244 weight class) and Voracic Frank (ranked 278 p4p, 288 weight class). Stances Slumponyhu has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Slumponyhu
vs
Frank

195 cm
27
260
8 - 4 - 0

208 cm
26
287
6 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Stances Slumponyhu!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Voracic Frank!
The judges for this bout are Darius Henderson, Steve Erwin and Ron Honeybunn.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slumponyhu throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Slumponyhu ducks under a wild hook from Frank.
Frank blocks a head kick by Slumponyhu.
Slumponyhu throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Slumponyhu gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Slumponyhu uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Frank.
Slumponyhu moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Slumponyhu misses with a few strikes there.
Frank pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Slumponyhu throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Nice straight punches there by Frank. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Frank.
Frank lands a jab to Slumponyhu's midsection.
Slumponyhu throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Frank lands with a hook. Slumponyhu tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Slumponyhu misses the shot to the body.
Frank tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Slumponyhu misses with a two punch combination.
Slumponyhu on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Frank has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Slumponyhu throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Slumponyhu uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Frank.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slumponyhu throws a body kick that misses.
A nice side step and Frank releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Frank misses the shot to the body.
Slumponyhu scores with a hook.
Slumponyhu scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Slumponyhu ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A cross from Slumponyhu lands.
Frank slips under a jab from Slumponyhu.
Nice straight punches there by Frank. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Frank.
Slumponyhu misses with a few strikes there.
Slumponyhu throws a hook to the side of Frank's head but Frank sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Slumponyhu takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Frank cracks a nice hook into Slumponyhu's ribs.
Frank has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Frank cracks Slumponyhu with a good jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Slumponyhu shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Frank throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Slumponyhu stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Frank drops Slumponyhu with a huge uppercut! Slumponyhu drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Frank is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Voracic Frank!
A very excited looking Voracic Frank made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
Stances Slumponyhu spoke after the fight, saying 'I'll starting doing PEDs'.