PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Dude McWrestler (ranked 457 p4p, 918 weight class) and Gul Dukat (ranked 69 p4p, 139 weight class). McWrestler comes to the cage accompanied by Lil Baby - On Me. Dukat has chosen Guillotine (Swordz) as his entrance music. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

McWrestler
vs
Dukat

180 cm
24
172
10 - 5 - 0

180 cm
24
178
9 - 3 - 1

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Olympic wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Dude McWrestler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Gul Dukat!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and Percy O'Donnell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McWrestler walks into a jab.
Dukat takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
McWrestler throws a looping overhand right but Dukat ducks down to avoid it.
Dukat drops down looking to force a counter takedown but McWrestler defends it well.
McWrestler lands with a right hand.
McWrestler throws an overhand right that lands on Dukat's shoulder, as Dukat tries to avoid the shot.
McWrestler keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Dukat.
McWrestler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dukat was well out of range. Poor timing from McWrestler.
Dukat tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Dukat looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? McWrestler is fending him off so far but Dukat persists. Nope, McWrestler circles away and we're back to standing.
A shot to the body from Dukat misses
and McWrestler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Dukat looks to land a right hand but McWrestler moved out of range.
McWrestler connects with a nice looking jab.
McWrestler connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Dukat throws an uppercut from half a mile away. McWrestler sees it coming and avoids it easily.
McWrestler misses with a looping right.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A telegraphed takedown attempt from McWrestler is defended easily by Dukat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McWrestler throws a one two combo.
A slow jab from McWrestler misses its intended target.
Dukat throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck McWrestler on the side of the head.
Dukat is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.

McWrestler drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Dukat is trying to control McWrestler's posture but McWrestler avoids it.
McWrestler looks up at the clock and then as Dukat takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, McWrestler smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McWrestler lands some shots froms side control.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McWrestler working away.
McWrestler working the head with strikes.
McWrestler is looking to take a break and control but Dukat is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
McWrestler lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.

Dukat is rocked!
McWrestler is chipping away with strikes.
Dukat is still in real trouble! Can McWrestler finish him?
McWrestler lands a nice forearm strike.
McWrestler lands a strong strike to the head of Dukat. That's dazed him! McWrestler looking to finish here. Dukat is waving his arms around trying to block but he's hurt badly - McWrestler lands more strikes and the referee steps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dude McWrestler!
An out of breath Dude McWrestler thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.