PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Viper Pitt (ranked 2064 p4p, 820 weight class) and Sausage Pizza (ranked 73 p4p, 23 weight class). Pizza has chosen Koo Koo Kanga Roo - All I Eat Is Pizza as his entrance music. Sausage Pizza has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Pitt
vs
Pizza

200 cm
30
300
11 - 5 - 0

215 cm
30
280
12 - 4 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Viper Pitt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Sausage Pizza!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pitt throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Pizza follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Pizza throws a push kick but Pitt slaps the foot to one side.
Pitt throws a counter high kick but Pizza was just alert enough to avoid it.
Pizza throws the kick towards the body but Pitt avoids it.
Pitt seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Pitt's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Pitt duly obliges.
Pitt throws a shot from downtown. Pizza moves away and avoids it.
Pitt misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pizza counters with a body kick.
Pizza throws a head kick that misses.
Pitt looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
A left and a right from Pitt both land. Nice combination.
Pitt loads up on a big right hand but Pizza slips the punch.
Pitt looks to land a combination but Pizza avoids it well.
Pizza throws a leg kick but Pitt sees it coming and moves out of range.
Pitt tries a head kick but it misses.
Pitt misses with the combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pitt attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Pizza misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pitt misses with a combination
and Pizza counters with a nice body kick.
Pitt waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Pizza.
Pizza fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Pitt has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Pitt throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Pizza.
A slapping leg kick lands for Pizza.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Pitt checks a leg kick.
Pitt stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Pizza.
Pitt with a hook.
Pitt sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Some bone on bone action there as Pitt checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Pizza lands a nice looking body kick.
Pitt is breathing heavily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pitt misses with a two punch combination.
Pizza is trying to counter with his kicks.
Pizza scoring well with a low kick there.
Pizza lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Pizza tries a head kick but it misses.
Pizza looks to land a body kick but Pitt moved away.
Pitt blocks a head kick by Pizza.
Pizza misses with the body kick
and Pizza takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Pitt throws a head kick that misses
and Pizza counters with a nice body kick.
Pitt throws a head kick that misses.
Pitt misses with the combination.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pizza throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Pizza scores with a push kick.
Pizza tries a head kick but it misses.
Pizza connects with a leg kick.
Pizza scores with a spinning back kick!
Pizza misses with an attempted mid kick.
Pitt misses with a wild body shot.
Pizza tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Pitt takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Pizza scores with a leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pitt pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Pizza throws a head kick that misses.
Pitt throws a sloppy head kick and Pizza moves out of range easily.
The fighters circle, before Pizza throws a beautiful high kick that crashes into Pitt's neck, sending him stumbling to the floor! Pizza lands more strikes and forces a referee stoppage! That one ended in an instant!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick & Punches). Sausage Pizza!
An out of breath Sausage Pizza thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.