PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bo Bojangles (ranked 3552 p4p, 4210 weight class) and Christian Chaos (ranked 433 p4p, 501 weight class). Bojangles comes to the cage accompanied by Mr. Bojangles. Christian Chaos told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Bojangles
vs
Chaos

194 cm
24
223
3 - 2 - 0

193 cm
23
205
3 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Good low kicks
Granite chin

Brooklyn Apothecary
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Carnage Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bo Bojangles!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Christian Chaos!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Jeff Smith and Roger Salmon.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chaos wants to clinch.
Chaos connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Chaos doesn't manage to clinch there - Bojangles circles away.
Bojangles keeps the fight on the outside.

Chaos forces Bojangles back against the cage and clinches.

Bojangles manages to break the clinch.
Chaos tries to clinch up but Bojangles circles away and keeps his distance.
Chaos goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chaos tries to close the distance and clinch but Bojangles swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Bojangles scoring well with a low kick there.
Chaos moves out of range of the strikes.
Bojangles misses with a looping left.
Chaos wants to clinch.
A little feinted left hand from Bojangles on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bojangles connects with an inside leg kick.
Chaos wants to clinch.
Bojangles connects with a looping right hand.
Chaos fails with an attempt to clinch.
Bojangles was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Chaos keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bojangles.
Bojangles circles away from the clinch attempt.
Chaos fails with an attempt to clinch.
Bojangles bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Chaos's head backwards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chaos moves in looking to clinch but Bojangles pushes him off.

Chaos clinches with his opponent.
A short uppercut from Chaos.
Bojangles pushes Chaos back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.

Bojangles breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Chaos tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Chaos tries to clinch up but Bojangles circles away and keeps his distance.
Bojangles keeps the fight on the outside.
Chaos with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Bojangles to score with a decent uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Chaos has closed the distance and engaged Bojangles in a clinch.
Bojangles misses with a hook from the clinch.
Bojangles lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Bojangles working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Chaos misses with a short punch on the inside.
Chaos blocks a body shot from Bojangles.
Bojangles goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Chaos is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.

Bojangles's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Chaos uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bojangles.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A clash of legs there as Chaos blocks the low kick.
Bojangles looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.

Chaos rushes Bojangles and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
A short right from Chaos.
Chaos has Bojangles pushed against the cage.
Bojangles blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Chaos fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A nice left hand lands by Bojangles.

Bojangles breaks from the clinch.
Chaos is looking to clinch but Bojangles is avoiding it.

Chaos gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Bojangles throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.

Bojangles manages to break the clinch.
Chaos drops his hands momentarily and Bojangles takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Chaos fails in his attempt to clinch.
Bojangles circles away from the clinch attempt.
Bojangles scoring well with a low kick there.
Bojangles looks to land a combination but Chaos avoids it well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Chaos tries to clinch there but Bojangles circles away.
Bojangles looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Chaos tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bojangles swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Bojangles lands a right hook to the body.
Bojangles throws a quick inside leg kick.
Bojangles is looking to chop away at Chaos's legs.
Some bone on bone action there as Chaos checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Bojangles swings for the body but Chaos moves out of range.
Chaos looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Bojangles lands a lovely overhand right.

Chaos gets a clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Chaos.
Chaos misses with a punch on the inside.
Bojangles blocking some punches.
Chaos lands with a light punch inside.
Chaos blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Chaos doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Chaos fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Chaos gets through Bojangles's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Bo Bojangles dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Bojangles's corner calls for a 1-2. Bojangles obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Chaos tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Bojangles cracks Chaos with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Christian Chaos is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Chaos walks into a straight right hand from Bojangles.
Bojangles gets cracked there but stands up to it.
A thudding body kick lands there by Chaos!
Chaos fails in his attempt to clinch.
Bojangles lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Bo Bojangles is winning the standup battle so far.

Chaos forces Bojangles back against the cage and clinches.
Chaos throws a head punch that misses.
Bojangles lands a shot to the body.
Bojangles misses with the head strike.
Bojangles is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Chaos can do to turn this around?
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bojangles doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Chaos throws a head punch that misses.
Nice body punch from Bojangles.
Bojangles scores with a shot to the side of Chaos's head.

Bojangles breaks from the clinch.
A nice combination there by Chaos.

It looks like Bo Bojangles has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Chaos takes the fight into the clinch.
Chaos tries a body shot but Bojangles blocks it.
A hook to the body from Bojangles.
Bojangles tries to throw a body punch but Chaos avoids it by throwing Bojangles back against the cage.
Chaos working some nice short punches in the clinch.

Bojangles manages to break the clinch.
Chaos walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Chaos gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Bojangles.
Good exchange - Bojangles coming out on top.
A jab lands there for Bojangles.
Chaos throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Chaos drops his hands momentarily and Bojangles takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A swing and a miss from Bojangles.
Chaos moves to clinch but Bojangles breaks away
and Bojangles counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chaos swinging wildly here.
Chaos ducks under a wild hook from Bojangles.
Chaos tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Bojangles swats away the attempt to clinch by Chaos.
Chaos is looking to clinch but Bojangles is avoiding it.
Bojangles throws a series of punches but Chaos moves out of range.
The fight stays on the outside here - Chaos looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Bojangles throws a hook but Chaos blocks it.
Nice cross by Chaos.
Chaos avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bojangles looks to throw the jab but Chaos is out of range.

Chaos rushes Bojangles and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Christian Chaos seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Bojangles.
Chaos swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bojangles blocking some punches.
Chaos blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Bojangles lands a left hand.
Chaos controlling the action here for a moment.
Chaos misses with a hook from the clinch.

Bojangles manages to break the clinch.
Bojangles with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Chaos is looking to clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Chaos looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
A jab from Bojangles misses.
Chaos tries to close the distance and clinch but Bojangles swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Bojangles feinted there with a counter leg kick.

Chaos drives through and clinches with Bojangles against the cage.
Bojangles blocks an uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bojangles tries to break free but Chaos pushes him back against the cage.
Bojangles is trying to break the clinch but Chaos has him pressed against the cage.
Chaos misses with the head strike.

Bojangles manages to break the clinch.
Bojangles throws a nice inside leg kick.

Chaos rushes Bojangles and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bojangles lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A nice left hand lands by Chaos.

Bojangles breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Bojangles swats away the attempt to clinch by Chaos.
Bojangles fires out a quick counter leg kick but Chaos just manages to avoid it.
Bojangles works Chaos's body with a nice hook.
Bojangles fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Chaos tries to close the distance and clinch but Bojangles swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

Chaos closes the distance and pushes Bojangles back into the cage.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Bo Bojangles dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Bo Bojangles's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Bojangles throws a body punch but Chaos moves out of range.
Bojangles misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Bojangles tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Chaos was well out of range. Poor timing from Bojangles.
Chaos tries to clinch up.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
A nice left hand lands by Chaos.
Chaos's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Chaos misses with some punches.
Chaos has a couple of punches blocked by Bojangles.
Chaos lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A frustrated look appears on Bojangles's face as he tries to break the clinch.

Bojangles breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Chaos displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bojangles throws out the jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bojangles swats away the attempt to clinch by Chaos.
Chaos fails with an attempt to clinch.
Bojangles connects with a solid leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bojangles misses the shot to the body.
Bojangles bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Chaos's head.
Chaos tries to clinch but Bojangles is having none of it.
Bojangles keeps the fight on the outside.
Bojangles misses with an uppercut.
A low kick lands for Bojangles.
A low kick lands for Bojangles.
Bojangles fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Chaos looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Bojangles lands a leg kick that knocks Chaos off balance momentarily.
Bojangles misses with an uppercut.
Bojangles misses with a straight left.
Despite the aggression on Chaos's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Chaos tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Bojangles keeps the fight on the outside.
Bojangles throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Bojangles avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bojangles misses with a straight right.
A jab lands there for Bojangles.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Chaos instigates a clinch.
Chaos scores with a nice hook to the head.
Bojangles tries a body shot but Chaos blocks it.

Bojangles breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
A slapping leg kick lands for Bojangles.
Chaos is looking to clinch but Bojangles is avoiding it.
Chaos doesn't manage to clinch there - Bojangles circles away.
Bojangles keeps the fight on the outside.
Bojangles with a jab.
Chaos tries to clinch up but Bojangles circles away and keeps his distance.

Chaos closes the distance and clinches.
Bojangles has had enough of the clinch but Chaos keeps him there for the moment.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Chaos.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chaos lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Bojangles misses with a hook to the ribs.
Chaos lands with a left to the head.
Chaos is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.

Bojangles breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Bojangles avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
The fight stays on the outside here - Chaos looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Bo Bojangles is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Bojangles lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Chaos circles away quickly and effectively.
Chaos tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Bojangles paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Bojangles tries a low kick but Chaos avoids it.
Bojangles buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Chaos is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
You can see that Chaos has visibly slowed down as a result of the leg kicks

Chaos has managed to clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bojangles works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Bojangles tries to circle away but Chaos has him pinned against the cage.
Bojangles lands a left hand that snaps the head of Chaos backwards.

Bojangles's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Chaos tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Bojangles manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
An inside leg kick lands from Bojangles.
Bojangles swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Chaos.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bojangles misses with a few strikes there.

Chaos forces Bojangles back against the cage and clinches.
Chaos working aggressively here.
Chaos tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Chaos tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Chaos swings wildly with an uppercut but Bojangles uses good head movement to avoid it.
Christian Chaos has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Chaos misses with a punch on the inside.

And that's the end of the fight!
Bo Bojangles showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Bojangles, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Saunders scores the fight for Bo Bojangles!
Judge Jeff Smith scores the fight for Bo Bojangles!
Judge Roger Salmon scores the fight for Bo Bojangles!

Bo Bojangles wins by unanimous decision!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Bo Bojangles made sure he mentioned Brooklyn Apothecary, along with how happy he was to win his fight.