PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Laughing Panda (ranked 3233 p4p, 5354 weight class) and Terry Tungsten (ranked 40 p4p, 79 weight class). Tungsten has chosen Cover of The Rolling Stone by Dr. Hook as his entrance music. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Panda
vs
Tungsten

150 cm
25
130
1 - 0 - 0

188 cm
25
220
0 - 1 - 0

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Very quick

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Vegan Gains
PWNAGE

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Laughing Panda!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Terry Tungsten!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Ron Honeybunn and Hugh Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Panda feints and as Tungsten raises his hands in defense, Panda changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Panda thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Tungsten really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Panda. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Tungsten is controlling Panda's posture.
Panda has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage.
Tungsten keeping full guard, as Panda tries to pass.
Tungsten managing to control the position.
Tungsten is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Panda being controlled here momentarily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Panda wants to pass the guard but Tungsten is keeping the position.
Panda stays in close to Tungsten's body and controls the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Tungsten manages to escape and get back to his feet.
Panda moves to clinch but Tungsten breaks away
and Panda takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Panda fails with an attempt to clinch.
Tungsten throws a body punch but Panda moves out of range.
Laughing Panda seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Panda closes the distance looking to clinch
and Tungsten counters with a right hand from hell and Panda is out cold! A vicious knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Terry Tungsten!
A relieved looking Terry Tungsten thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.