PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Malcovich (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and BIG CHEESEBURGER (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). CHEESEBURGER has chosen cheese burger song as his entrance music. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Malcovich
vs
CHEESEBURGER

200 cm
23
300 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

175 cm
24
306 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Powerful

TFP Graphics - Pit Inc
TFP Graphics - Pit Inc

►Schwarzenegger Nutrition◄

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, John Malcovich!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, BIG CHEESEBURGER!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Steven Brown and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Malcovich swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Malcovich misses with a body shot.
CHEESEBURGER ducks under a wild hook from Malcovich.
Malcovich loads up on a big right hand but CHEESEBURGER slips the punch.
CHEESEBURGER uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Malcovich.
CHEESEBURGER showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Malcovich.
Malcovich lands an overhand right.

It looks like BIG CHEESEBURGER has been cut.
Danga de danga de dang - Malcovich scores with a four punch combination!
CHEESEBURGER steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Malcovich.
Malcovich throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
No luck for CHEESEBURGER with that takedown attempt.
Malcovich fails to land with a series of punches.
Malcovich digs a good body shot into CHEESEBURGER's ribs.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

CHEESEBURGER bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
CHEESEBURGER grinds an elbow into Malcovich's temple.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Malcovich tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but CHEESEBURGER wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Malcovich misses with an elbow from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.

CHEESEBURGER is trying to get an arm triangle but Malcovich is defending well.
CHEESEBURGER throws a strike aimed at the side of Malcovich's head but Malcovich avoids it well.
Malcovich managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by CHEESEBURGER.
CHEESEBURGER works to advance to full mount. Malcovich defends for a few seconds but eventually he succumbs.

CHEESEBURGER looking for a guillotine from mount but Malcovich is having none of it.
CHEESEBURGER looks gassed!
Malcovich is desperately trying to get back to half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Malcovich holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as CHEESEBURGER tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
CHEESEBURGER has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Malcovich wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by CHEESEBURGER.
Malcovich is working to get back to half guard.
Malcovich slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
CHEESEBURGER looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.

CHEESEBURGER is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Malcovich sees it coming and defends easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are battling for position here. Malcovich manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Malcovich wants to sweep but no luck.
CHEESEBURGER forces his way into half guard.
CHEESEBURGER thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Malcovich's head.
CHEESEBURGER not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
CHEESEBURGER passes to side control.
Malcovich is trying to control CHEESEBURGER's posture but CHEESEBURGER avoids it.

CHEESEBURGER looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
CHEESEBURGER throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Malcovich is trying to get back to half guard.
CHEESEBURGER throws an elbow but Malcovich slips to the side and avoids it well.
CHEESEBURGER looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Malcovich is avoiding damage well.
Malcovich sneaks back into half guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
CHEESEBURGER moves nicely into side control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

John Malcovich dominated that round.
The cut man is working on BIG CHEESEBURGER's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

CHEESEBURGER swings away with a body shot that misses
letting Malcovich counter with a right hand.
A combination from Malcovich does no damage.
Malcovich throws a series of punches but CHEESEBURGER moves out of range.
A left and a right from Malcovich both land. Nice combination.
The fight stays on the outside here - CHEESEBURGER looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
CHEESEBURGER shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Malcovich as he avoids it easily.
Good exchange - Malcovich coming out on top.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
No luck for CHEESEBURGER with that takedown attempt.
CHEESEBURGER avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A decent looking cross lands there for Malcovich.

That has opened up BIG CHEESEBURGER's cut even more.
CHEESEBURGER throws a low kick but it's checked well by Malcovich.
CHEESEBURGER shoots in for a takedown but Malcovich shows good takedown defense.
John Malcovich has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of BIG CHEESEBURGER.
Malcovich goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
CHEESEBURGER moves out of range as Malcovich strikes.
Malcovich cracks CHEESEBURGER with an open hand slap.
CHEESEBURGER is breathing heavily.
CHEESEBURGER doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Malcovich ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Malcovich scores with the left hand. CHEESEBURGER knows he should have avoided that one.
John Malcovich is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
CHEESEBURGER on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
CHEESEBURGER drops his hands momentarily and Malcovich takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Malcovich scores with a nice head shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Malcovich cracks CHEESEBURGER with a good jab.

The cut above BIG CHEESEBURGER's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Malcovich jabs CHEESEBURGER right on the nose. CHEESEBURGER blinks but takes it well.
CHEESEBURGER takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
CHEESEBURGER slips a jab and a cross from Malcovich.
Malcovich jabbing away but nothing is landing.
CHEESEBURGER will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Malcovich will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Malcovich throws a lazy right hand but CHEESEBURGER sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
CHEESEBURGER misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Malcovich stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Malcovich misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Malcovich scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Malcovich connects with a nice looking jab.

BIG CHEESEBURGER's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Malcovich keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Malcovich is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that CHEESEBURGER can do to turn this around?
Malcovich lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as CHEESEBURGER backs up against the ropes.
CHEESEBURGER misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Malcovich.
Malcovich takes a swing at CHEESEBURGER's ribcage but misses.
A shot to de liver by Malcovich. Beautiful body shot.
CHEESEBURGER fails with the takedown.
Malcovich throws a right and a left that CHEESEBURGER avoids nicely.
John Malcovich is winning the standup battle so far.
Malcovich swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
CHEESEBURGER shoots for a takedown but Malcovich saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Malcovich misses with a jab, cross combination.

CHEESEBURGER forces Malcovich back against the ropes and clinches.
CHEESEBURGER keeps control of Malcovich as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Malcovich blocking some punches.
CHEESEBURGER has Malcovich pressed up against the ropes and is working for takedown. Malcovich manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.

Malcovich breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
John Malcovich is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
CHEESEBURGER shoots for a takedown but Malcovich saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Malcovich throws a hook but CHEESEBURGER avoids it easily.
CHEESEBURGER shoots in looking for a takedown. Malcovich tries to sprawl out of it but CHEESEBURGER keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the ropes. Malcovich manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
CHEESEBURGER walks into a jab.
Malcovich lands with a right hand.
Malcovich swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Malcovich catches CHEESEBURGER with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Malcovich misses the jab.
Malcovich looks to throw the jab but CHEESEBURGER is out of range.
CHEESEBURGER fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
CHEESEBURGER fails with the takedown
and Malcovich counters with a lovely straight right hand!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice jab there from Malcovich.
CHEESEBURGER has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Malcovich lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Horrible takedown by CHEESEBURGER or perhaps it was just good defense by Malcovich which made him look bad.
Malcovich scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Malcovich throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent CHEESEBURGER stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Malcovich stuffs the takedown.
A nice combination there by Malcovich.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at BIG CHEESEBURGER's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:39 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). John Malcovich!