PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bork Laser (ranked 3122 p4p, 4497 weight class) and Boxer Boxer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Laser
vs
Boxer

190 cm
18
280
0 - 0 - 0

225 cm
25
265
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Big heart

BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bork Laser!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Boxer Boxer!
The judges for this bout are Columbo Gatti, Eddie Farnsworth and Bruno Lombardi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Boxer feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Laser might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Boxer is fighting to break Laser's control of his arms but Laser is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Laser looking to hit a scissor sweep but Boxer is one step ahead there.
Boxer wants to control from the top but Laser keeps moving.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Boxer looking to sit in guard and control but Laser gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Laser postures up and lands a big shot to Boxer's brow.
Boxer wants to sweep but no luck.

Boxer working for submissions but it's allowed Laser to get to half guard.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Laser connects with a nice short shot to Boxer's temple.
Laser prevents Boxer from improving his position.
Laser with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Boxer really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Laser. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Laser frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Laser lands a heavy elbow.
Laser lands a heavy elbow.
Boxer taking shots to the head.
Boxer is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Laser lands a big elbow.
Laser lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Laser with good strikes from the mount here!

Boxer is rocked!
Boxer looks winded!
Laser postures up and throws a massive shot that knocks Boxer out cold! Two more strikes to his unconscious opponent for good luck and this one is all over! Laser goes absolutely crazy with his corner! Wow, you can see how much that win means to him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Bork Laser!