PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Joel Nguyen (ranked 5732 p4p, 25137 weight class) and Mikey Crabs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mikey Crabs told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Nguyen
vs
Crabs

200 cm
19
160
0 - 1 - 0

200 cm
18
150
0 - 7 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Big heart

BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Joel Nguyen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 7 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Mikey Crabs!
The judges for this bout are David Hoff, Winston Alpacca and Michael Johnstone.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crabs throws a head kick that misses.
Crabs looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!

Nguyen clinches up with Crabs and pushes him back against the cage.
Nguyen really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Crabs has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Crabs wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Crabs on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Crabs wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.

Nguyen escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Nguyen decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Nguyen working over Crabs with some ground and pound. Crabs looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Nguyen looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Nguyen content to control rather than advance.

Nguyen is trying for a kimura here. Crabs looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! Nguyen wins by kimura!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Joel Nguyen!