PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Stinky Stonk (ranked 5248 p4p, 6028 weight class) and Chris Diaz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chris Diaz told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Stonk
vs
Diaz

185 cm
18
196
0 - 0 - 0

185 cm
18
185
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Big heart

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Stinky Stonk!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Chris Diaz!
The judges for this bout are Reed Andrews, David Schapiro and Eddie Farnsworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stonk slips a straight right by Diaz.
Diaz misses with a head kick.
Stonk cracks Diaz with a good jab.
Diaz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Stonk is looking to counter punch.
Diaz looks to clinch
and Diaz takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Diaz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Diaz shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Diaz.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Diaz misses with a jab, cross combination.
An attempted straight right counter from Stonk misses the target.
Diaz shoots in but Stonk avoids the takedown attempt easily.
A little feinted left hand from Stonk on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Stinky Stonk has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Chris Diaz.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Diaz falls off balance throwing a combination

and Stonk counters with a crisp right hand that drops Diaz! Stonk lets Diaz back up to his feet, looking for a finish!

Diaz is rocked!
Stonk batters Diaz with a massive right followed by a huge left! Diaz is out on his feet looking like a zombie as Stonk lands a final crushing right hand to drop Diaz to the mat with a gruesome thud! Stonk is running around like a mad man after that fight and for good reason!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Stinky Stonk!
After winning the bout, Stinky Stonk thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.