PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Boing Missalot (ranked 4794 p4p, 4467 weight class) and Wendys Nuts (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nuts has chosen Face as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Boing Missalot has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Missalot
vs
Nuts

185 cm
18
158
0 - 0 - 0

160 cm
18
150
1 - 2 - 0

Decent wrestler
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Counter fighter
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Boing Missalot!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Wendys Nuts!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, Bruno Lombardi and Alyssa Summers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nuts is looking to clinch but Missalot is avoiding it.
Missalot really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Nuts looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!

Missalot decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.

Nuts is defending against the submission attempts here by Missalot.
Missalot is taking a breather. Nuts says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nuts keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Missalot is taking a breather. Nuts says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.

Missalot stands, ready to strike. The ref makes him back up and allows Nuts to get to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Missalot drives through with a takedown into Nuts's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Nuts is looking to stand back up... there's a bit of a scramble and Missalot dives into side control.

Missalot is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Nuts will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.

Missalot stands up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Missalot closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Missalot takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.

Missalot stands up from half guard... He's had enough of that ground malarky for the time being.
Missalot throws a shot from downtown. Nuts moves away and avoids it.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Missalot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Missalot tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
Missalot slows the pace down.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Missalot seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Nuts for as long as he can get away with.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Missalot tries to move to mount but Nuts blocks the move with his legs.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.

Missalot moves into the clinch.

Missalot breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.

Nuts tries to sprawl but Missalot drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Missalot content to control rather than advance.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Boing Missalot dominated that round.
That's time! Missalot's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Missalot feints and as Nuts raises his hands in defense, Missalot changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Missalot slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Nuts avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Missalot sitting in guard here, content to control.
Nuts is breathing heavily.
Missalot is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Nuts should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Missalot stands and steps away. Nuts gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.

Missalot scores with a takedown into Nuts's guard.
Missalot is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Missalot throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nuts is trying to control the position but Missalot postures up.
Missalot slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.

Missalot is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Nuts preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Nuts gets caught flat footed, as Missalot shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Missalot with a flurry of punches that miss.
Missalot trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

Missalot gets to his feet. Nuts looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Missalot looks to land a body kick but Nuts moved away.

Missalot gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.

Missalot's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Missalot has Nuts up against the cage in a clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Missalot drags the fight down to the ground.
Nuts throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Nuts throws a strike but Missalot rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

Missalot pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Nuts is keeping the position for now.
Missalot passes Nuts's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Missalot is controlling the pace.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Boing Missalot dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Missalot gets in close and instigates a clinch.

Missalot has hold of one of Nuts's legs. Nuts is fighting the takedown attempt but Missalot gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.
Missalot has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Missalot throws a big elbow that misses.
Missalot works a leg free and moves into half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Missalot is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! Nuts is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Boing Missalot!
Wendys Nuts spoke after the fight, saying 'NERDS'.