PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Gy Firey (ranked 24528 p4p, 4712 weight class) and Stinkler Poopson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stinkler Poopson has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Firey
vs
Poopson

165 cm
23
136
1 - 0 - 0

150 cm
18
130
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Self confident

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Gy Firey!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Stinkler Poopson!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, Russell Pearce and Jorge Garcia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Poopson shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Firey napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Firey struggling a bit here.
Firey sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Firey is trying to maintain the position but Poopson is very close to passing his half guard.
Firey controlling the position for now.

Firey actively working from the bottom here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Firey trying to control but Poopson postures up.
Firey is in a bad position, trying to hold on for dear life but he is really struggling to maintain any sort of control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Firey keeping control of the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Firey trying to hold on to Poopson's head to control him but Poopson postures up.
Poopson should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Firey is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Poopson's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Poopson's back!

Firey is looking for the choke from the back position but Poopson is controlling his hands well.
Poopson is trying to remain composed but Firey is hammering down strikes to the side of his head.
Can Poopson hold on?! Firey is landing more strikes to his hapless foe.
Firey will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Poopson tries to roll but Firey sticks to his back.

Firey is working for the rear naked choke. He has one arm under the chin but Poopson has hold of the other arm. A bit of a stalemate here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Firey controls the action.
Poopson holding both Firey 's hands and preventing any damage.

Firey is working for the choke. He's slipped one arm under the chin. Poopson has to defend the other arm for all he's worth... but Firey has managed to get that arm free too and he's tightening the choke! Poopson taps out and looks absolutely disgusted with himself. Firey doesn't care though - he's delighted!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Gy Firey!
In defeat, Stinkler Poopson stepped up to the mic, saying 'I blame my fans for not supporting me enough. Fuck you guys.'.