PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tobig Tofail (ranked 121 p4p, 1176 weight class) and Seppo Sepi (ranked 6 p4p, 9 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Tofail might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Too sexy. The key to victory for Tobig Tofail has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Tofail
vs
Sepi

191 cm
25
308
14 - 1 - 0

220 cm
26
224
6 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
Good kicks
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Tobig Tofail!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Seppo Sepi!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Roosa Järviläinen and Arvi Lind.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tofail stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Tofail wants it to stay on the feet.
An inside leg kick from Tofail misses.
Tofail thuds a left hand into Sepi's body.
Sepi goes for a double leg but Tofail avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Tofail continues to drive forward.
Tofail punishes Sepi's body with a nice straight punch.
Tofail throws out a loose jab but Sepi uses good head movement to avoid it.
Tofail lands a nice leg kick that just misses Sepi's sensitive parts.
Tofail is looking to chop away at Sepi's legs.
Sepi checks a low kick from Tofail.
Tofail throws a shot to the body.
Tofail pivots, looking for a leg kick but Sepi is out of range and Tofail settles back down.
Tofail thuds his shin into the meat of Sepi's side.
Tofail connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Horrible takedown attempt by Sepi or perhaps it was just good defense by Tofail, which made it look bad.
Tobig Tofail has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Seppo Sepi.
Tofail goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sepi shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Tofail as he avoids it easily.
Tofail is looking to counter with a body kick.
Tofail looks to score with a jab to the body but Sepi is just out of range.
Sepi is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Sepi throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Seppo Sepi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tofail throws a sloppy head kick and Sepi moves out of range easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tofail is looking to slow Sepi down with leg kicks.
Sepi is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Tofail fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Sepi manages to avoid it.
Sepi moves out of range as Tofail throws a body kick.
Sepi throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Tofail throwing a counter right hand but Sepi manages to avoid it.
Sepi shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Tofail as he jumps to the side.
Tofail jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.

Sepi clinches.
Tofail prevents the takedown attempt.
Tofail lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Sepi drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Tofail gets the underhooks and prevents it.

Tofail manages to break the clinch.

Sepi shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Sepi was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!

Sepi tries for a kimura but Tofail is defending well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Sepi goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Tofail rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Sepi's guard! Nice work there by Tofail!
Tofail is in a tricky position. We've heard reports from his gym mates at Bear Jew's social club that he's been drilling escapes, so let's see if he can get back to his feet.

Sepi looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Tofail passes into half guard.
Tofail slows the pace down in half guard.
Sepi moves into full guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tofail looking to sit in guard and control but Sepi gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

Sepi passes into half guard.
Tofail is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

Sepi is trying to work for a kimura but Tofail is defending well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Sepi is actively looking for submissions here but good counter grappling here from Tofail as he works his way to full guard.
Sepi trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

Sepi has gone for a leg lock! Tofail slips out almost immediately though and dives into Sepi's guard.

Tofail stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Sepi swivels though and keeps the full guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Tobig Tofail dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Tofail throws a head kick that misses.
Sepi shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Tofail but Tofail pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Tofail slips under a jab.
Tofail misses with a body shot.
Tofail is looking to wear down Sepi with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Sepi shoots in for a takedown but Tofail shows good takedown defense.
Tofail tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jab from Tofail.
Tobig Tofail is winning the standup battle so far.
Sepi fails with a takedown attempt.
Tobig Tofail has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Seppo Sepi.
Sepi shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Tofail is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Sepi can do to turn this around?
Tofail scores with a leg kick.

Sepi closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Tofail's guard.

Sepi drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Tofail dives on top into guard.

We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Sepi looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Tofail passes into half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tofail looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Tobig Tofail overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Tofail is just content to waste time from the top position. Sepi takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard.
Tofail is looking to stand up but Sepi won't let him.
Tofail's corner is telling him to maintain position.

Tofail got a little sloppy there for a moment and Sepi has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Tofail has managed to get both his arms back between Sepi's legs - danger averted.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Tofail slips nicely into half guard.
Sepi tries to get to full guard but Tofail has control of the leg.
Tofail content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tofail is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Tofail can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Sepi is looking to escape.
Tofail takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Sepi gets back to half guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Sepi manages to get to full guard.
Tofail is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Tobig Tofail dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Tofail stuns Sepi with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Tofail throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Sepi scoring well with a low kick there.
Sepi takes one to the chin there.
Sepi shoots in looking for a takedown. Tofail tries to sprawl out of it but Sepi keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Tofail manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Tofail digs a good hook to Sepi's body.
Tofail stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Tofail wants it to stay on the feet.
Tofail half committed to a counter leg kick.
Tofail throws a quick inside leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tofail thows a left - swing and a miss!
Sepi avoids the body shot from Tofail.
Tofail misses with a body kick.
Sepi tries to score a power double leg takedown but Tofail sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Sepi somewhat.
Tofail was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Tobig Tofail has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Seppo Sepi.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sepi dives in for a single leg takedown but Tofail sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Tofail throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Tofail misses with a head kick.
Sepi dives in and grabs Tofail's left leg, looking for a takedown. Tofail pushes down on Sepi's head and hops out.
Sepi takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Tofail just misses with a punch to the body.
Tofail fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Sepi is out of range.

Tofail tries to sprawl but Sepi drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Tofail moves into full guard.
Sepi looking to pass the guard.
Tofail controlling the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sepi sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Tofail's guard.

Sepi is working for a submission of some sort.
Tofail moves into full guard.
Tofail might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Tofail not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Sepi drops back looking for a submission - "I'm sorry sir, but I'm gunna break your leg" says Sepi as he cranks on the unfortunate limb! Tofail screams and taps out before any major damage is done! Don't mess with Sepi! Nice submission victory there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:19 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). Seppo Sepi!
Seppo Sepi is the new super heavyweight champion!
A very excited looking Seppo Sepi made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.