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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jism Facial (ranked 2547 p4p, 2667 weight class) and Misha Hasselhoff (ranked 321 p4p, 338 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Misha Hasselhoff was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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187 cm
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Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jism Facial!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Misha Hasselhoff!
The judges for this bout are Patrick Alders, Daniel Blasius and Aafke Stam.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hasselhoff closes the distance and pushes Facial back into the cage.
Facial swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Facial working aggressively here.
Hasselhoff blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Facial blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Hasselhoff lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Facial.
Hasselhoff tries to work over Facial's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Hasselhoff blocks an uppercut.
Facial throws a head punch that misses.
Facial fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Hasselhoff tries a body shot but Facial blocks it.
Hasselhoff doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Hasselhoff lands a body shot.
Facial misses with the head strike.
Hasselhoff misses with the head strike.
Facial blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Facial lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Facial misses with a hook from the clinch.
Hasselhoff lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Facial misses with a punch on the inside.
Facial blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A head punch on the inside from Facial fails to land.
Facial has a couple of punches blocked by Hasselhoff.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Facial misses with a short punch on the inside.
Hasselhoff swings wildly with an uppercut but Facial uses good head movement to avoid it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Facial misses with a hook from the clinch.
Hasselhoff misses with the head strike.
Hasselhoff tries to work over Facial's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Hasselhoff's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Hasselhoff scores with a jab. Facial acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Hasselhoff scores with a leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Facial. Hasselhoff does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hasselhoff tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Facial counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Hasselhoff looks to score with a jab to the body but Facial is just out of range.
Hasselhoff throws a jab when Facial was well out of range.
Hasselhoff throws an off balance right hand
letting Facial counter with a right hand.
It looks like Misha Hasselhoff has been cut.
Hasselhoff connects with a single shot there.
Facial moves out of range of the strikes.
Facial is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Hasselhoff misses with a body punch
and Facial connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Hasselhoff tries to close the distance and clinch up but Facial swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Facial throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
It seemed like Hasselhoff was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hasselhoff looks to land a right hand but Facial moved out of range.
Hasselhoff scores with a jab to the body.
Hasselhoff missing with a left hand there. Facial was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Hasselhoff is looking to slow Facial down with leg kicks.
A head kick misses from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff misses with an uppercut
and Facial counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Hasselhoff thinking.
Facial misses with a straight right.
Hasselhoff takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Hasselhoff displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Facial throws out the jab.
Hasselhoff is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Facial on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Facial keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A jab lands there for Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Facial manages to avoid it.
Facial throws a jab when Hasselhoff was well out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hasselhoff throws a right hand that misses
and Hasselhoff takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Hasselhoff with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Facial misses with an uppercut
and Hasselhoff counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Hasselhoff feints a jab promting Facial to slip. Hasselhoff then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Facial slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Hasselhoff fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Facial looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Hasselhoff bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Hasselhoff throws a jab but it's blocked by Facial.
Facial throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Hasselhoff throws a leg kick but Facial checks it.
Hasselhoff throws a nice outside leg kick.
Facial misses with a head kick.
Hasselhoff misses with a leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Facial rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Hasselhoff moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hasselhoff fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Facial manages to avoid it.
Facial stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff has closed the distance and engaged Facial in a clinch.
A short right from Facial.
Facial throws a head punch that misses.
Hasselhoff struggles to land a body shot inside as Facial controls his hands.
Hasselhoff misses with a knee to the head.
Hasselhoff lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Facial backwards.
Facial prevents a body shot from Hasselhoff.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Hasselhoff.
Facial lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Facial swings wildly with an uppercut but Hasselhoff uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hasselhoff misses with some punches.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Facial blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Hasselhoff misses with a body punch.
Hasselhoff scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Hasselhoff escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Hasselhoff staying out of range there.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Misha Hasselhoff dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Misha Hasselhoff's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Facial pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Hasselhoff lands with a good body shot.
Hasselhoff misses the shot to the body.
Hasselhoff with a nice cross.
Facial throws a right hand that Hasselhoff ducks under and follows up with a left that Hasselhoff also avoids with ease.
Facial walks into a straight right hand from Hasselhoff.
Misha Hasselhoff seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Hasselhoff throws a wild body kick that Facial sees coming a mile off.
Hasselhoff scores with a kick to the body.
Hasselhoff scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Hasselhoff misses with a straight left.
As Hasselhoff looks to move away, Facial throws a big counter combo but Hasselhoff just gets out of the way.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hasselhoff scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Facial doesn't seem bothered though.
A big left from Hasselhoff misses.
Hasselhoff lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Facial misses with a straight left.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hasselhoff gets a clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hasselhoff lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Facial misses with a punch on the inside.
Facial blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Facial gets through Hasselhoff's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff misses with a short punch on the inside.
Facial has a couple of punches blocked by Hasselhoff.
Misha Hasselhoff seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Hasselhoff is leaning against Facial and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Hasselhoff lands a hook to the side of the head.
Hasselhoff lands a left hand that snaps the head of Facial backwards.
Hasselhoff blocking some punches.
Hasselhoff lands a body punch in the clinch.
Hasselhoff lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Hasselhoff lands a shoulder strike.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hasselhoff can't find room to land a body shot as Facial controls the action.
Facial has a couple of punches blocked by Hasselhoff.
Facial working aggressively here.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Hasselhoff.
Facial blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Hasselhoff has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Hasselhoff pushes Facial back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Facial has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
A short left from Hasselhoff.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hasselhoff lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Hasselhoff gets through Facial's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Facial swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Hasselhoff tries a body shot but Facial blocks it.
Hasselhoff lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Facial backwards.
Facial has a couple of punches blocked by Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff lands with a left to the head.
Facial misses with a hook from the clinch.
A right hook to the body lands for Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff lands a hook that snaps the head of Facial backwards.
Hasselhoff breaks from the clinch.
Good leg kick by Hasselhoff.
Facial gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff is looking to score with low kicks.
Hasselhoff connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Facial's hands.
Facial is rocked!
Hasselhoff scores with a jab to the jaw.
Oh Facial is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Hasselhoff fakes the body blow, causing Facial to drop his hands! Left hook to the temple! Facial goes stiff, and falls face first into the mat. Goodnight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Misha Hasselhoff!
Misha Hasselhoff decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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