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TWGC 34 (265+lbs, D4): Las Vegas Qualifier - Round 1 PBP Commentary |
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of New York, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 0 losses; Optimal Poopypants! And in the blue corner, fighting out of New York, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 0 losses; Alfred Shittybottoms!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Alan Glass and Daniel Franklin.
The official calls the fighters to the middle and the contest is under way.
Shittybottoms avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
And Shittybottoms tries to counter it with a takedown but Poopypants pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Poopypants closes the distance looking to clinch
and Shittybottoms counters with a nice double leg into half guard. Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Poopypants (0) vs (2) Shittybottoms
Shittybottoms passes to side control. Score +3 for passing guard: Poopypants (0) vs (5) Shittybottoms
Poopypants manages to work his way to half guard, despite Shittybottoms's best efforts.
Shittybottoms wants to pass the guard but Poopypants is defending well.
Shittybottoms seems to be looking for submissions.
Poopypants slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shittybottoms pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Poopypants is keeping the position for now.
Poopypants looking to try and escape his hips here, looking for a submission. It looks like he's going for a triangle but Shittybottoms is defending well. Poopypants quickly switches to an armbar and extends the arm! Shittybottoms has no choice but to tap, to a very quick submission! Wow, that was lightning fast! Poopypants celebrates on the cage, with the crowd.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Optimal Poopypants! |
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