PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Needle Dick (ranked 108 p4p, 370 weight class) and Amaru Kawiwasulu (ranked 17 p4p, 62 weight class). Dick comes into the arena with Watch where you're going, Needle Dick! blaring out of the sound system. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Dick
vs
Kawiwasulu

190 cm
26
278
12 - 1 - 0

185 cm
26
272
6 - 2 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Granite chin

Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Needle Dick!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Amaru Kawiwasulu!
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, David Hoff and Santiago Holmes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kawiwasulu throws an overhand right that lands on Dick's shoulder, as Dick tries to avoid the shot.
Dick definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
A cross from Kawiwasulu lands.
Dick with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Dick throws a right hand that misses
letting Kawiwasulu counter with a right hand.

It looks like Needle Dick has been cut.
Dick throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Kawiwasulu.
Dick ducks under a wild hook from Kawiwasulu.
Dick lands a nice shot to the body.
Nice cross by Dick.
Dick tries to clinch but Kawiwasulu moves out of range.

Dick moves into range and clinches up with Kawiwasulu.
Dick blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dick can't find room to land a body shot as Kawiwasulu controls the action.
Dick goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A short right from Kawiwasulu.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nice body punch from Kawiwasulu.
Dick is breathing heavily.
Kawiwasulu lands a nice uppercut.
Dick can't find room to land a body shot as Kawiwasulu controls the action.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kawiwasulu scores with a nice hook to the head.
Kawiwasulu lands a right hand.
Kawiwasulu lands a hook to the side of the head.
Kawiwasulu gets through Dick's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Kawiwasulu scores with a nice hook to the head.
Kawiwasulu can't find room to land a body shot as Dick controls the action.
Dick misses with a hook to the ribs.
Kawiwasulu lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A short right from Kawiwasulu.
Good body shot from Kawiwasulu.
Kawiwasulu misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dick blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Kawiwasulu lands a hook to the side of the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kawiwasulu lands a shot to the body.
Kawiwasulu crunches a lovely knee into Dick's ribcage.
A left hand lands to the body for Kawiwasulu.
Kawiwasulu scores with a shoulder strike.
Kawiwasulu lands a shot to the body.
Kawiwasulu pushes Dick back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Kawiwasulu lands a body shot in the clinch.
A short left from Kawiwasulu.
Kawiwasulu landing some nice looking knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dick blocks a body shot from Kawiwasulu.
A nice left hand lands by Kawiwasulu.
Kawiwasulu lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Dick backwards.
Kawiwasulu tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dick's elbow.
A short right from Kawiwasulu on the inside.
Kawiwasulu working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Kawiwasulu throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Dick blocks it with crossed arms.
Kawiwasulu lands a left hand.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Kawiwasulu obliges.

Kawiwasulu drops Dick with a big knee straight up the middle! Dick is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!

Dick is rocked!

Kawiwasulu forces Dick back against the cage and clinches.
Oh Dick is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Dick misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dick seems to have got his legs back now.
Kawiwasulu putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Dick in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Kawiwasulu lands a good knee to the midsection. Dick won't want to take too many of those.
Kawiwasulu throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Dick blocks it with crossed arms.
A shot in the inside from Kawiwasulu.
Kawiwasulu lands with a light punch inside.
Nice body punch from Kawiwasulu.
Kawiwasulu digs a right hand underneath Dick's ribcage. Dick let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Kawiwasulu doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Kawiwasulu lands a left hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Kawiwasulu breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Kawiwasulu changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Needle Dick seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Kawiwasulu connects with a nasty looking knee right to Dick's face.
Kawiwasulu misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dick misses with a hook to the ribs.
A nice right hand lands inside from Kawiwasulu.
Kawiwasulu lands an uppercut.
A body shot lands from Kawiwasulu.
Kawiwasulu lands a big knee to the head and Dick goes down! Kawiwasulu pounces and finishes the fight with strikes! He jumps to his feet and celebrates with the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Amaru Kawiwasulu!
Amaru Kawiwasulu is the new heavyweight champion!
In defeat, Needle Dick stepped up to the mic, saying 'Eat a dick, fucker!'.