PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Don Clones Jr (ranked 1378 p4p, 3683 weight class) and Mike Milligan (ranked 184 p4p, 447 weight class). Jr kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Gary - Niggah Poetry. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Jr
vs
Milligan

180 cm
19
164
5 - 1 - 0

180 cm
19
155
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Solid chin

CHURCH OF ZOIDBERG - FEEBLE FIGHTWEAR

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Don Clones Jr!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mike Milligan!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, Reed Andrews and Steve Montenegro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jr avoids the body shot from Milligan.
Jr thows a left - swing and a miss!
Milligan staying out of range there.
Milligan ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jr moves away.
Jr throws a series of punches but Milligan avoids them all with ease.
The fighters circle momentarily. Jr darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Jr has been working on his boxing with his coaches at CHURCH OF ZOIDBERG TRAINING GROUNDS in the buildup to the fight.
Milligan swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Jr scores with a nice head shot.
Jr throws an overhand right that lands on Milligan's shoulder, as Milligan tries to avoid the shot.
Milligan swings away with a body shot that misses
and Jr scores with a counter punch that sends Milligan to the canvas! Jr smells blood - he's punishing Milligan with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Milligan has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Don Clones Jr!
Don Clones Jr tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.