PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tobig Tofail (ranked 303 p4p, 1413 weight class) and Jore Maki (ranked 10 p4p, 47 weight class). Tofail comes to the cage accompanied by Too sexy. Maki has chosen Tyron Woodley as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Tofail
vs
Maki

191 cm
24
308
12 - 1 - 0

195 cm
25
282
7 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Hardcore Alchemy
Altitude Clothing

Conquer
Brooklyn Apothecary

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Tobig Tofail!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jore Maki!
The judges for this bout are Chris Dean, Steve Erwin and Ben Hemmingworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tofail with the inside leg kick.
Maki misses with a wild body shot.
Maki wants to clinch but Tofail slips to the side
and Tofail counters with a straight right hand.
A telegraphed right hand from Maki misses the target.
Tofail scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
A left lands for Tofail.
A lazy left from Tofail finds it's target.
Maki gets tagged by a hook that puts him to sleep! Tofail points and yells something to his unconcious foe before strutting off. Maki wakes up just in time to hear Tofail thank his coaches in the post fight interview.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Tobig Tofail!
Tobig Tofail retains his super heavyweight title!
A relieved looking Tobig Tofail thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.