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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between One Inch Penis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rashad Jackson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Penis comes into the arena with Pinchers - Bandolero blaring out of the sound system. One Inch Penis had real problems making weight for this fight. After initially coming in at 156.2lbs, he had two hours to make the official fight weight. He made it but it will have taken a lot out of him to cut those extra few pounds. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!
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BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
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BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, One Inch Penis!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Rashad Jackson!
The judges for this bout are Yasuomi Hirokawa, Yuuki Gou and Shirou Masuda.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jackson is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Rashad Jackson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Penis circles away from the clinch attempt.
Penis misses with a head kick.
Jackson has a takedown stuffed.
Jackson clinches with his opponent.
Penis is working for takedown but Jackson is calmly controlling the position for now.
Jackson manages to break the clinch.
Jackson throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Jackson closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Jackson really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Penis. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Penis looking for submissions off his back.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Jackson lands a nice short elbow.
Penis wants to get back to full guard.
Penis is working hard here to advance position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Penis trying to get back to full guard but Jackson takes advantage of the position and moves to full mount!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Penis is looking to improve his position but Jackson isn't that keen on the idea.
Jackson is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Penis can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Jackson controlling the position easily from mount.
Jackson lands a heavy elbow.
Penis bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Penis is breathing heavily.
Penis passes into half guard.
Jackson is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Jackson pushes Penis off looking to stand but Penis dives back in and keeps control.
Jackson is looking to improve his position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Penis is working for a submission of some sort.
Penis trying to mount his opponent but Jackson defends it.
Penis prevents Jackson from improving his position.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Jackson fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Penis, pushing him back against the cage.
Jackson manages to break the clinch.
Jackson closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Jackson lands a decent elbow from side control.
Jackson just content to control the position.
Jackson lands a few punches from side control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jackson scores with punches from side control.
Jackson landing strikes.
Penis tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Jackson wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Penis is not content to let Jackson control the position.
Penis sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Jackson sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Jackson stands, ready to strike. The ref makes him back up and allows Penis to get to his feet.
Jackson has Penis up against the cage in a clinch.
Jackson is trying to break free.
Jackson is pressed up against the cage. Penis has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Jackson down to the mat. Jackson avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Penis closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jackson moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Penis passes Jackson's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Penis looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Penis in half guard on the top. He's looking for a kimura... He's got it locked and he's managed to free his trapped foot. Jackson tries to escape but it's on too tight and he has to tap! Great BJJ skills there from Penis!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). One Inch Penis!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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