PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jacob Parker (ranked 578 p4p, 810 weight class) and Eemeli Lampi (ranked 90 p4p, 128 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Parker
vs
Lampi

189 cm
24
205
7 - 2 - 0

186 cm
22
216
6 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Savage Fightwear
Voodoo Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jacob Parker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Eemeli Lampi!
The judges for this bout are Francis DeMontford, Bruno Hogan and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice defenses there by Lampi.
Lampi throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Eemeli Lampi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Parker defending well as Lampi loads up on a big left hand.
Parker throws a big counter combination but Lampi scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Parker has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Lampi.
Parker has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Parker there as he acknowledges the shot.
Parker blocks a jab.
Parker throws a series of punches but Lampi moves out of range.
A countering left hand to the body from Lampi misses.
Lampi misses with a body shot.
Lampi scores with a punch to the head.
Lampi uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Lampi lands with a nice body punch.
A low kick from Lampi is predictable there
and Parker counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Lampi swings for the body but Parker moves out of range.
Parker has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lampi swings for the body but Parker moves out of range.
Jab, jab by Parker - just one landing.
Lampi keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Lampi was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Lampi fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Lampi misses with a straight right.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Parker checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
A little feinted left hand from Parker on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Parker moves away from the strike by Lampi.
Parker looks to land a combination but Lampi avoids it well.
Parker moves out of range of the leg kick from Lampi.
A slapping leg kick lands for Lampi.
Lampi cracks Parker with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
The fighters circling - Parker throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Parker displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Lampi throws out the jab.
Lampi connects with the punch.
Lampi throws a good cross that connects.
Lampi misses with an uppercut.
Lampi tries to land a leg kick but Parker saw it coming and moves away.
Lampi throws a lazy uppercut

and Parker counters with a crisp one two that drops Lampi! Parker thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Lampi to his feet! Lampi is in big trouble!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lampi misses with a lunging right hand
and Parker counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Lampi tries a low kick but Parker avoids it.
Lampi throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parker throws a shot from downtown. Lampi moves away and avoids it.
Parker cracks Lampi with a good jab.
Lampi misses with a looping right.
Lampi is looking to chop away at Parker's legs.
Lampi lands a body shot.
Lampi walks into a straight right hand from Parker.
Parker tried to score with a low kick but Lampi checks it.
Lampi throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A low kick from Lampi is predictable there

and Parker counters with a nice right hand that sends Lampi toppling to the canvas! Lampi scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Parker finish him?!

Lampi is rocked!
Parker throws a sloppy head kick and Lampi moves out of range easily.
Lampi is still on wobbly legs! Can Parker finish him?
Lampi looks to land a left hand but Parker moved out of range nicely.
Lampi walks straight into a right hand from Parker - that's dropped him! Parker jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Lampi from any more punishment! Lampi complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Jacob Parker!
A very excited looking Jacob Parker made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.