PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fruchtzwerg Oarsch (ranked 4188 p4p, 4655 weight class) and Jon Johnson (ranked 0 p4p, 160 weight class). Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Oarsch
vs
Johnson

215 cm
24
250
2 - 1 - 0

214 cm
18
265
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Prefers standup

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Granite chin

Knock Out Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Fruchtzwerg Oarsch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jon Johnson!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Oarsch lands a head kick. Johnson smiles back at him and beckons him forward.

It looks like Jon Johnson has been cut.
Johnson swings away with a leg kick that misses.
A head kick misses from Johnson.
Oarsch is looking to counter with head kicks.
Johnson doesn't manage to clinch there - Oarsch circles away.
Johnson tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Johnson throws a nice looking combination but Oarsch bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Oarsch scores with a kick to the midsection.
Oarsch swats away the attempt to clinch by Johnson.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A low kick lands for Oarsch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Oarsch throws a half hearted mid kick.
Fruchtzwerg Oarsch is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

Oarsch clinches up against the cage.

Oarsch pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Johnson misses with a few strikes there.
Oarsch appears to be looking for a big counter.
Oarsch tries a head kick but it misses.
Johnson tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Johnson fails with a takedown attempt.
Johnson blocks the body kick.
Oarsch avoids the head kick by Johnson.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Johnson fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Oarsch avoids it really well and circles away.
Johnson tries to clinch up.
Oarsch seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Johnson lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Oarsch has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Oarsch and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Oarsch throwing a counter right hand but Johnson manages to avoid it.
Johnson tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Oarsch counters with a one-two to the body.
Johnson dodges the punch combination from Oarsch.
Jon Johnson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Oarsch swats away the attempt to clinch by Johnson.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Johnson tries to clinch there but Oarsch circles away.
Johnson throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Oarsch.
Johnson fails with an attempt to clinch.
Johnson plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Johnson throws a lazy head kick

and Oarsch counters with a head kick that drops Johnson to the mat! Johnson scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!
Johnson looks winded!
Oarsch throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Oarsch tries a head kick but it misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Oarsch takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Oarsch looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Johnson takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Oarsch lands a head kick. Johnson smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Johnson misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Oarsch looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Johnson with a lazy takedown attempt

and Oarsch counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Fruchtzwerg Oarsch has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jon Johnson.
Oarsch is struggling to control the position.

Oarsch manages to break the clinch.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Fruchtzwerg Oarsch dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jon Johnson's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Oarsch keeps the fight on the outside.
As Johnson looks to move away, Oarsch throws a big counter combo but Johnson just gets out of the way.
Oarsch takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Johnson darts in trying to clinch
and Oarsch counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Johnson thinking.
Johnson tries to clinch
and Oarsch counters with a left and a right that stings Johnson.
Johnson fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Oarsch throws a sloppy head kick and Johnson moves out of range easily.
Oarsch is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Johnson can do to turn this around?
Oarsch tries to score with a low kick but Johnson moves his leg out of the way.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Oarsch keeps the fight on the outside.
Johnson misses with a double jab

and Oarsch counters by clinching up.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Johnson is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Oarsch to keep the fight standing.

Oarsch escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Fruchtzwerg Oarsch is winning the standup battle so far.
Oarsch scoring well with a low kick there.
A combination from Johnson does no damage.
An attempted straight right counter from Oarsch misses the target.
Oarsch swats away the attempt to clinch by Johnson.
Oarsch seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Johnson has a takedown stuffed.
Fruchtzwerg Oarsch has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jon Johnson.
Johnson scores with a head kick.
Johnson is looking to clinch.
Johnson shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Oarsch defends it nicely.
Oarsch seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head kick by Johnson misses
and Oarsch counters with a two punch combo.
Oarsch misses with a head kick.

Oarsch closes the distance and clinches.

Oarsch escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Oarsch circles away from the clinch attempt.
Johnson throws a right and a left that both miss.
A head kick from Oarsch lands but Johnson takes it in his stride.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Johnson.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Oarsch clinches.

Oarsch's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Johnson fails in his attempt to clinch.
Some wild striking there from Oarsch.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.

Oarsch gets a clinch.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Fruchtzwerg Oarsch dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Jon Johnson's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Oarsch lands a head kick!
Johnson fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Oarsch.
Johnson tries to close the distance and clinch up but Oarsch swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Johnson misses with a left hand

and Oarsch counters with a nice double leg into side control. Johnson won't be happy with that.
Johnson is trying to buck Oarsch off.
Johnson struggling a bit here.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Oarsch tries to move into full mount but can't pass Johnson's legs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Johnson is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Johnson is trying to get back to half guard.
Johnson is still trying to improve position.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Oarsch has knee on belly and moves into mount.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Johnson's corner are shouting for him to stand up but that's bad cornering - how is he meant to stand up when he's mounted? He should be looking to improve his position on the ground before trying to stand back up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.

Oarsch moves into side control, trying to work for a kimura. That looks painful! Will he finish!!?? No, Johnson has worked his arm free - good work by Johnson!
Oarsch lands some shots froms side control.
Oarsch controls the position.
Johnson tries to escape but Oarsch is in control.
Oarsch controls the position from side control.
Johnson tries to control but end up mounted... ooooh, that's bad.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Johnson is looking to improve his position but Oarsch isn't that keen on the idea.
Oarsch landing shots from mount.

That has opened up Jon Johnson's cut even more.
Oarsch scoring with strikes but Johnson is staying in there.

The cut above Jon Johnson's eye is starting to cause him problems now.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Jon Johnson's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Fruchtzwerg Oarsch!