PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Needle Dick (ranked 2367 p4p, 2874 weight class) and Captain Chaos (ranked 261 p4p, 312 weight class). Captain Chaos is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Dick
vs
Chaos

190 cm
25
278
2 - 0 - 0

191 cm
25
280
2 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Basic striking
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Beachside Supplements

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Needle Dick!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Captain Chaos!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Dirk Anderson and Sandra Marshall.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dick slips under a jab from Chaos.
Dick throws out a loose jab but Chaos uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dick definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Chaos misses with a hook. Dick ducked under it nicely.
Chaos swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Dick.

It looks like Needle Dick has been cut.
A big left from Chaos misses.
Dick waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Chaos.
Dick swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Chaos.
Dick takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Dick waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Chaos.

Dick drives through and clinches with Chaos against the cage.

Chaos breaks from the clinch.
Chaos throws a jab but it's blocked by Dick.
Chaos bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Chaos lands the left hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Chaos lands the left hand.

Dick clinches with his opponent.
A right hand to the body from Dick.

Chaos escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Dick misses the jab.
A jab from Chaos finds it's way through Dick's defenses.
Dick scores with a nice right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chaos throws a jab when Dick was well out of range.
Dick tries to counter by clinching up but Chaos breaks away and moves out of range.
Dick ducks under a wild hook from Chaos.
Dick is looking to counter punch.
Dick dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Dick misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Chaos.
Chaos misses the body punch

and Dick counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
A head punch on the inside from Chaos fails to land.
Dick cracks Chaos with a nice body shot.
Chaos looks winded!
Dick presses Chaos against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Dick lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Chaos.
Dick tries to throw a body punch but Chaos avoids it by throwing Dick back against the cage.
Chaos blocks a body shot from Dick.
Chaos wants to break free but Dick has control.

Chaos breaks from the clinch.
Chaos swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dick misses with the combination.
Chaos throws a shot from downtown. Dick moves away and avoids it.
Dick tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Chaos was well out of range. Poor timing from Dick.

Dick instigates a clinch.
Still in the clinch, Dick scores with a nice short uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A left hand lands to the body for Dick.
Dick lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Chaos blocks a body shot from Dick.
Dick lands a shot to the body.
Dick tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Chaos's elbow.
Dick digs a right hand into Chaos's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Chaos's gas tank.
Dick lands a left hand.
Dick lands a right hand.
Dick lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Chaos or not.
Dick lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Chaos backwards.
Dick works on Chaos's body with a couple of short punches.
Dick goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dick scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Chaos throws a punch but it's blocked by Dick.
Dick just leaning against Chaos, taking a breather.
Chaos looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Dick lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Chaos backwards.
A frustrated look appears on Chaos's face as he tries to break the clinch.
A right hand to the body from Dick.
Chaos's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Dick is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dick presses Chaos against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Dick lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Chaos or not.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Dick digs a right hand underneath Chaos's ribcage. Chaos let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Dick cracks Chaos with a nice body shot.
Dick is working Chaos over against the cage.
Dick softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Dick works on Chaos's body with a couple of short punches.
Dick misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dick digs a right hand underneath Chaos's ribcage. Chaos let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Chaos throws a punch but it's blocked by Dick.
Nice body punch from Dick - that landed with a thud.
Dick tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Chaos's elbow.
Dick pushes Chaos back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Dick pressing his opponent against the cage.
Chaos misses with the head strike.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dick softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Chaos is looking to break free of the clinch but Dick has double underhooks.
Still in the clinch, Dick scores with a nice short uppercut.
Chaos wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Dick has him pressed against the cage.
Dick works on Chaos's body with a couple of short punches.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A frustrated look appears on Chaos's face as he tries to break the clinch.
A short right from Dick.
Dick lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Chaos or not.
Dick presses Chaos against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Dick stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Dick stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Dick is working Chaos over against the cage.
Dick doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dick is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Dick lands a left hand.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dick working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Dick lands a nice shot to the body.
Dick is pushing Chaos up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Dick tries a body shot but Chaos blocks it.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Needle Dick dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Needle Dick's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Nice defenses there by Chaos.
Dick scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Dick jabs at Chaos's body.
Captain Chaos seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dick drops Chaos with a huge uppercut! Chaos drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Dick is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:15 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Needle Dick!
Needle Dick spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.