PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Brian Spam (ranked 4642 p4p, 5210 weight class) and Dirty Paki (ranked 531 p4p, 586 weight class). Brian Spam has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Spam
vs
Paki

196 cm
25
215
0 - 0 - 0

190 cm
24
213
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Brian Spam!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Dirty Paki!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Sam Margolis and Richard Clark.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spam throws a one two combo.
Paki throws a front kick aimed at Spam's knee but Spam avoids it well.
Spam lands a jab to the nose.
Spam throws a right and a left that both miss.
Spam throws a series of punches but Paki moves out of range.
Spam tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Paki was well out of range. Poor timing from Spam.
Spam misses with the combination.
Spam throws a series of punches but Paki avoids them all with ease.
Paki shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Spam but Spam pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Spam scores with a jab.
Spam slaps away a takedown attempt from Paki, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Spam's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Spam duly obliges.

Paki is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Spam lands with a big right hook that stumbles Paki - he's out on his feet here! Spam follows up with another monster hook that separates Paki from consciousness! Paki falls, almost in slow motion to the canvas! Spam stands and admires his work as the crowd go wild.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Brian Spam!