PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Thot Ling (ranked 4383 p4p, 24979 weight class) and Khabib Nutsniffer (ranked 430 p4p, 0 weight class). I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Ling
vs
Nutsniffer

183 cm
25
260
0 - 0 - 0

193 cm
19
265
4 - 9 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Thot Ling!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Khabib Nutsniffer!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Daniel Bishop and Chris Edwards.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Nutsniffer gets a clinch.
Nutsniffer is pushing Ling up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.

Nutsniffer breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Ling closes the distance and lands a one-two.

Ling drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Nutsniffer wants to stand but Ling is controlling the position.
Ling trying to control but Nutsniffer is working from the bottom.
Nutsniffer trying to control the position.
Ling tries to free his leg and advance position but Nutsniffer is retaining full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ling engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Nutsniffer looking to hit a scissor sweep but Ling is one step ahead there.
Nutsniffer is trying to control the position but Ling postures up.

Nutsniffer looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Ling passes into half guard.
Nutsniffer is not content to let Ling control the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Nutsniffer can do anything to dispel that myth.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.

Nutsniffer gets the takedown into side control.
Nutsniffer working away.
Ling is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Ling is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Nutsniffer's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Nutsniffer's back!
Nutsniffer really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Ling. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Ling is looking to control Nutsniffer but Nutsniffer is wriggling around and keeping busy.
Ling is looking cool and calm here, just waiting for a good opportunity to attack and finish the fight from this dominant position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ling is working the ground and pound. Can Nutsniffer escape?
Ling is controlling the position but Nutsniffer somehow manages to roll and ends up with half guard.
Nutsniffer wants to get back to full guard.
Ling is thwarting Nutsniffer's attempts to control the position.
Ling wants to control but Nutsniffer is keeping him busy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nutsniffer wants to control but Ling is keeping busy and won't allow it.

Ling is looking for a kimura but Nutsniffer is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Ling to get the leverage.
We've been informed that Nutsniffer has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Nutsniffer is looking to improve his position.
Ling is thwarting Nutsniffer's attempts to control the position.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Nutsniffer tries to kick Ling off but Ling keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Ling wants to control but Nutsniffer is keeping him busy.
Nutsniffer is looking to improve his position.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Thot Ling dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Nutsniffer gets the takedown into side control.
Nutsniffer tries to get to his feet but he's trapped momentarily.
Ling regains half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Nutsniffer wants to lay and pray for a moment but Ling keeps working.

Ling is working on a guillotine. He's managed to get to full guard and he's really squeezing tight! Nutsniffer is tapping! Great win for Ling!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Thot Ling!