PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Nicholas Chandler (ranked 3306 p4p, 5162 weight class) and Adolf Hitler (ranked 307 p4p, 403 weight class). Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Chandler
vs
Hitler

178 cm
26
145
6 - 5 - 0

225 cm
25
155
0 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Brawler
Experienced

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Nicholas Chandler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Adolf Hitler!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Percy O'Donnell and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hitler throws a low kick but it's checked well by Chandler.
Chandler looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Hitler chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Chandler fails with a takedown attempt.
A clash of legs there as Chandler blocks the low kick.
Hitler connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Chandler momentarily.
Chandler avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Hitler is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Hitler thumps Chandler with a low kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chandler checks a leg kick nicely.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Hitler lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Chandler has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Chandler and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Chandler is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Hitler.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Hitler lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Chandler has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Chandler and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Chandler attempts a counter takedown but Hitler avoids it well and moves away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hitler throws a left and a right that both miss

and Chandler counters with a nice double leg into side control. Hitler won't be happy with that.

Chandler tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Hitler is trying to buck Chandler off.

Chandler is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Hitler knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Hitler wants to get back to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Chandler is trying to get an arm triangle but Hitler is defending well.
Chandler with the ground and pound but Hitler regains half guard under the barage of strikes.
Hitler is trying to stand up here but Chandler is controlling him well.
Hitler blocking the ground and pound attempt from Chandler.
Hitler looks like he's trying to stand up.

Hitler has managed to escape just enough to sneak back to his feet but Chandler is on him like a limpet, forcing Hitler back against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chandler tries to pull guard but Hitler forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Hitler is trying to force a seperation but Chandler has the dominant position.
Chandler can't get the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Nicholas Chandler. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Chandler tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Hitler just stands there and leans against the cage.
Hitler can't break the clinch.

Hitler's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Hitler throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Nicholas Chandler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hitler throws out a leg kick but Chandler moves out of range and Hitler only half commits.
A head kick misses from Hitler.
Hitler slaps away a takedown attempt from Chandler, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Hitler was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hitler swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Chandler feinted with a counter takedown.
Hitler misses with a low kick.
A combination from Hitler does no damage.
Chandler has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Hitler.
Chandler checks a leg kick.
Chandler drops down looking for a counter takedown but Hitler sprawls and moves away.
Chandler shoots in but no luck this time.
Hitler takes a swing at Chandler's ribcage but misses.
Hitler throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Hitler tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Hitler throws a leg kick but Chandler sees it coming and moves out of range.
Hitler shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Adolf Hitler dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Hitler looks to land a combination but Chandler avoids it well.
Chandler tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Hitler manages to circle out of the way.
Hitler throws a quick inside leg kick.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Chandler checks a leg kick.
Chandler stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Hitler.
Hitler throws a lazy head kick

and Chandler counters with a takedown into side control.
Hitler pushes Chandler away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Chandler gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.

Chandler goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Hitler has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Chandler but great work by Hitler.
Hitler wants to stand but Chandler has his arm trapped.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

Hitler has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hitler pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Hitler has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Hitler lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Chandler misses with a takedown attempt - Hitler sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Hitler lands with a good body shot.
Hitler throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hitler throws a leg kick but Chandler sees it coming and moves out of range.
Hitler turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Hitler lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Chandler has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Chandler and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chandler checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Chandler checks a leg kick.
Hitler misses the shot to the body.
Hitler pivots, looking for a leg kick but Chandler is out of range and Hitler settles back down.
Hitler scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Hitler throws out a leg kick but Chandler moves out of range and Hitler only half commits.
Chandler moves out of range of the leg kick from Hitler.
Chandler is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Hitler lands a head kick!
A clash of legs there as Chandler blocks the low kick.
Hitler throws a leg kick but Chandler sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Adolf Hitler seems to be getting the better of the standup.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Chandler drives through with a takedown into guard.
Chandler throws an elbow that misses. Hitler uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Chandler's guard. Nice move by Hitler!

Hitler wants to stand but Chandler has a closed guard, so he can't escape.

Chandler has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. Hitler is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for Chandler.
Hitler tries to stand but Chandler is controlling his head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chandler is trying to get back to half guard.
Hitler tries to stand but Chandler is controlling his head.
Chandler is looking for a sweep.
Hitler tries to stand but Chandler is controlling his head.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Chandler tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Hitler wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Adolf Hitler showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Chandler checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Hitler throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Hitler misses with a series of wild punches.
Hitler lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Chandler is defended easily by Hitler.
Nicholas Chandler is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hitler throws a front kick aimed at Chandler's knee but Chandler avoids it well.
Chandler seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Hitler throws a nice looking combination but Chandler bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hitler throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Hitler does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Hitler works over Chandler's head and body with a nice combination.
Hitler finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Hitler throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Hitler lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Chandler has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Chandler and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Chandler appears to be looking for a big counter.
Hitler connects with a high kick.
Hitler misses with a double jab.
Chandler avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Chandler keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Chandler.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Chandler checks a leg kick.
Hitler lands a leg kick that knocks Chandler off balance momentarily.
Hitler throws a head kick but Chandler moves out of range.
Hitler throws a nice inside leg kick.
Hitler finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Chandler shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Hitler counters with a two punch combo.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Nicholas Chandler. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hitler feints a jab promting Chandler to slip. Hitler then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Chandler slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hitler scores with a head kick.
Adolf Hitler is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Hitler pivots, looking for a leg kick but Chandler is out of range and Hitler settles back down.
Hitler throws a leg kick but Chandler sees it coming and moves out of range.
Hitler moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Hitler connects with a leg kick.
Chandler takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.

Chandler closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Hitler quickly recovers to half guard.
Hitler is trying to stand up here but Chandler is controlling him well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chandler tries to pass to full mount but Hitler defends it.

Chandler seems to be working for a kimura but Hitler defends the submission attempt.
Adolf Hitler is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Hitler pushes Chandler off looking to stand but Chandler dives back in and keeps control.
Adolf Hitler has got the better of the ground game so far.
Hitler regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Chandler.

Chandler is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Hitler is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Hitler has escaped and now he's on top!

Nicholas Chandler has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hitler wanted to stand there but Chandler had control of the position.

And that's the end of the fight!
Adolf Hitler comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Hitler has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 26:30
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Adolf Hitler!
Nicholas Chandler spoke after the fight, saying 'Thanks to everyone who came in here and supported me, i'll get back in the gym later this week and be back better than ever! Thank you for the opportunity.'.