PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Israel Kamakawiwo Ole Jr (ranked 2113 p4p, 2951 weight class) and Tel Britton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Kamakawiwo Ole Jr
vs
Britton

185 cm
24
265
4 - 0 - 0

220 cm
47
267
43 - 30 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Israel Kamakawiwo Ole Jr!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 43 - 30 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Tel Britton!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Matti Vanhoillinen and Anni Minnemäki.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Britton throws a hook but Kamakawiwo Ole Jr avoids it easily.
Britton misses the jab.
Kamakawiwo Ole Jr is looking to counter punch.
Kamakawiwo Ole Jr uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Britton.
Britton on the wrong end of a nice hook.
A punch lands to the side of Kamakawiwo Ole Jr 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Britton throws an overhand right that lands on Kamakawiwo Ole Jr's shoulder, as Kamakawiwo Ole Jr tries to avoid the shot.
Kamakawiwo Ole Jr uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Britton.
Kamakawiwo Ole Jr has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Britton misses with a hook.
Britton misses with an uppercut.
Britton throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Kamakawiwo Ole Jr.
Britton is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.

Britton closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Kamakawiwo Ole Jr quickly recovers to half guard.
Kamakawiwo Ole Jr wants to get back to his feet.
Britton throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Britton throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Britton thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Kamakawiwo Ole Jr's head.
Kamakawiwo Ole Jr trying to control from the bottom.
Kamakawiwo Ole Jr slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kamakawiwo Ole Jr controlling Britton's posture.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Britton's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Kamakawiwo Ole Jr wants to get back to his feet but Britton is in a dominant position and won't allow it.

Kamakawiwo Ole Jr has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Britton off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
Britton throws the left hand but Kamakawiwo Ole Jr avoids the punch easily.
Kamakawiwo Ole Jr on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Kamakawiwo Ole Jr throws a jab when Britton was well out of range.
A big right from Kamakawiwo Ole Jr misses.
Britton misses with a right hand
and Kamakawiwo Ole Jr counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Kamakawiwo Ole Jr throws a jab when Britton was well out of range.
Kamakawiwo Ole Jr cracks a nice hook into Britton's ribs.
Kamakawiwo Ole Jr uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Britton has time to react.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kamakawiwo Ole Jr misses with a left hand
and Britton counters with a one-two to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kamakawiwo Ole Jr uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Britton.
Britton tests Kamakawiwo Ole Jr's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Kamakawiwo Ole Jr uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Britton.
Kamakawiwo Ole Jr lands the left hand.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kamakawiwo Ole Jr. Britton does a little dance to reset his feet.
Britton ducks under a wild hook from Kamakawiwo Ole Jr.
Britton misses with a left hand
and Kamakawiwo Ole Jr counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Britton throws a lazy uppercut
and Kamakawiwo Ole Jr counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Britton swings for the body but Kamakawiwo Ole Jr moves out of range.
Britton throws an off balance right hand

and Kamakawiwo Ole Jr counters with a nice right hand that sends Britton toppling to the canvas! Britton scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Kamakawiwo Ole Jr finish him?!

Britton is rocked!
Britton swings widly with a right hand
and Kamakawiwo Ole Jr counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Britton is still on wobbly legs! Can Kamakawiwo Ole Jr finish him?
Britton looks winded!
Kamakawiwo Ole Jr throws a monster overhand right that drops Britton! Kamakawiwo Ole Jr follows up with more strikes from mount and the fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Israel Kamakawiwo Ole Jr!
A very excited looking Israel Kamakawiwo Ole Jr made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
The defeated Tel Britton had this to say: '...Next time.'.