PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between John Johns (ranked 4048 p4p, 2229 weight class) and Ibasour Sershurrapal (ranked 345 p4p, 234 weight class). Sershurrapal has chosen Smoking Snakes as his entrance music. John Johns is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Johns
vs
Sershurrapal

178 cm
20
155
1 - 1 - 0

175 cm
21
145
6 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Brooklyn Apothecary
CHURCH OF ZOIDBERG - FEEBLE FIGHTWEAR

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, John Johns!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ibasour Sershurrapal!
The judges for this bout are Seu Braga, Edson Gomes and Emerson Jorge.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Johns just misses with a punch to the body.
It seemed like Sershurrapal was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Sershurrapal walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Johns throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Sershurrapal counters with a nice uppercut.
Johns throws a combination. Sershurrapal tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Sershurrapal checks a low kick from Johns.
Johns thows a leg kick but Sershurrapal checks it
and Sershurrapal makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
A chopping leg kick lands by Johns.
We've been told by Johns's head coaches at The Lions Den that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Johns misses with a combination
and Sershurrapal counters with a nice uppercut.
Sershurrapal on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Johns tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Sershurrapal was well out of range. Poor timing from Johns.
Sershurrapal takes a jab right on the kisser.
Johns misses with a lunging right hand
and Sershurrapal counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Johns jabs Sershurrapal right on the nose. Sershurrapal blinks but takes it well.
Johns scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Ibasour Sershurrapal is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Johns misses with a double jab
and Sershurrapal cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Jab from Johns.
Johns ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Sershurrapal moves away.
It seemed like Sershurrapal was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Johns tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Sershurrapal counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Johns misses with a takedown
enabling Sershurrapal to counter with a crisp jab.
Johns tries to clinch but Sershurrapal moves away

and Sershurrapal counters with a crisp right hand that drops Johns! Sershurrapal lets Johns back up to his feet, looking for a finish!

Johns is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Johns throws a sloppy body shot
and Sershurrapal counters with a big left hand that crumples Johns! He was out before he hit the floor! Brutal knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ibasour Sershurrapal!
A very excited looking Ibasour Sershurrapal made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.