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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Aaron Picogram (ranked 22910 p4p, 2513 weight class) and Jock Strap (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Aaron Picogram!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jock Strap!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Robert Twigg and Frank Dennis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Strap misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Picogram waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Strap.
Strap walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Strap catches Picogram with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Strap connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Strap on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Strap checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
A slow jab from Picogram misses its intended target.
Strap motions for Picogram to come forward. Strap throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Picogram looks to score with a jab to the body but Strap is just out of range.
Picogram misses with a looping left.
Strap wants to counter the offense by Picogram and move into the clinch position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Picogram walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Strap checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
A countering left hand to the body from Strap misses.
Strap looks to throw the jab but Picogram is out of range.
Picogram shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Picogram walks into a straight right hand from Strap.
A nice leg kick from Picogram, right into the meat of the thigh.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Strap misses with a low kick as Picogram jumps back.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Strap looks to throw the jab but Picogram is out of range.
Strap throws an overhand right that lands on Picogram's shoulder, as Picogram tries to avoid the shot.
Strap defending well as Picogram loads up on a big left hand.
Picogram slips a jab from Strap.
Strap attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Aaron Picogram is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Strap shoots in looking for a takedown but Picogram manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Strap's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Picogram uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Strap.
Picogram tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Picogram checks a leg kick nicely.
Strap throws a head kick but Picogram moves out of range.
Strap fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Picogram manages to avoid it.
Picogram is looking to score with low kicks.
A jab lands there for Strap.
Strap takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Picogram pivots, looking for a leg kick but Strap is out of range and Picogram settles back down.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Picogram throws a low kick but Strap moves out of range easily.
Strap avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Strap lands a leg kick that knocks Picogram off balance momentarily.
Picogram throws a body shot but no joy.
Strap takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Strap throws a body punch but Picogram moves out of range.
Picogram fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Strap manages to avoid it.
Strap listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Strap defending well as Picogram loads up on a big left hand.
Picogram is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Picogram misses with a double jab
and Strap counters with a low kick, right behind Picogram 's knee.
Picogram swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Picogram connects with a body shot that sends Strap's belly button to the back.
Strap throws a poor cross that misses
and Picogram counters with a head kick. That will keep Strap thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Strap misses with a body shot.
Strap connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Picogram takes a swing at Strap's ribcage but misses.
Strap lands a nice leg kick that just misses Picogram's sensitive parts.
Picogram scores with a hook.
Strap scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Strap avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Strap connects with an inside leg kick.
Picogram pivots, looking for a leg kick but Strap is out of range and Picogram settles back down.
Picogram wants to land a leg kick but Strap is out of range.
Strap throws a leg kick
and Picogram counters with a series of strikes. Strap will be more careful next time no doubt.
Nice defenses there by Picogram.
Picogram misses with a wild body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Strap takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Picogram misses with a low kick.
Strap counters with a body kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Picogram lands with a slapping head kick.
Picogram connects with a crisp jab.
Picogram throws a big shot that misses.
A bone on bone clash there as Picogram blocks the leg kick.
Strap cracks Picogram with a good jab.
Picogram lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Strap lands a glancing blow to the side of Picogram's head.
Strap looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Strap checks the leg kick.
Strap scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Picogram does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Jab, jab by Strap - just one landing.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Strap lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Strap lands with a right hand.
Picogram slips under a jab from Strap.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Jock Strap will probably get the nod.
That's time! Picogram's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Strap lands with a straight right. Picogram didn't see that one coming.
Picogram missing with a left hand there. Strap was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Picogram throws a chopping leg kick but Strap manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Strap ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Picogram moves away.
Picogram looks to score with a jab to the body but Strap is just out of range.
Picogram throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Strap doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Picogram throws the left hand but Strap avoids the punch easily.
Picogram tried to score with a low kick but Strap checks it.
Strap throws a body kick that misses.
That kick from Picogram tenderised Strap's leg. Strap is trying to keep his angry face on.
Picogram fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Strap with a nice cross.
Picogram avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Picogram tried to counter with a leg kick but Strap avoided it.
A slow jab from Picogram misses its intended target.
Picogram throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Strap appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Strap throws a body punch but Picogram moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Picogram throws a quick inside leg kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Picogram lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Strap has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Strap and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Strap will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Picogram throws a jab when Strap was well out of range.
Strap appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Strap misses with a leg kick
and Strap takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Nice uppercut there from Picogram.
Picogram misses with a looping left.
Picogram throws a low kick but Strap moves out of range easily.
A nice inside leg kick there by Strap. That's going to slow Picogram down.
Strap blocks a low kick nicely.
Strap was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Strap scores with a one two! Picogram had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Picogram throws a leg kick but Strap sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Strap misses with a leg kick.
Strap goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Strap takes a jab right on the kisser.
Aaron Picogram is winning the standup battle so far.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Picogram swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Strap counters with a nice body shot.
Picogram looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Picogram checks a leg kick nicely.
Picogram takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Picogram scores with a sloppy right hand. Strap should have avoided that one.
Strap lands a nice looking body shot.
Picogram fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Strap looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Strap walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Picogram checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Picogram moves out of range of the body kick from Strap.
A jab from Picogram finds it's way through Strap's defenses.
Picogram bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Strap's head backwards.
Strap jabs Picogram to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Picogram misses with a straight right.
Picogram throws an overhand right that lands on Strap's shoulder, as Strap tries to avoid the shot.
Strap flicks out a counter leg kick but Picogram steps away.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Picogram ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Picogram misses with a shot to the body
and Strap cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Strap thumps Picogram with a low kick.
Picogram scores with a body shot.
Strap lands a front kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Strap. Picogram does a little dance to reset his feet.
Picogram lands a nice shot that snaps Strap's head back.
That kick from Strap tenderised Picogram's leg. Picogram is trying to keep his angry face on.
Picogram throws a body shot but no joy.
Strap tests Picogram's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Picogram is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Picogram throws a head kick but Strap moves out of range.
Picogram blocks a head kick by Strap.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Strap misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Picogram.
Strap tries to move into range but Picogram moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Strap on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Strap connects with the punch.
Strap takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Strap with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
A nice leg kick from Strap, right into the meat of the thigh.
Picogram takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Strap slips under a jab from Picogram.
Picogram throws out a powerful jab.
Strap connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Picogram is rocked!
BAM! Strap delivers a spinning backfist that drops Picogram like a ragdoll! This is all oooooveeeer! He was out before he hit the ground!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:54 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Spinning Backfist). Jock Strap!
Jock Strap tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.
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energy
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hype
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