PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Stanley Kubrick (ranked 3475 p4p, 2596 weight class) and Ramazan Jainar (ranked 148 p4p, 111 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Kubrick
vs
Jainar

174 cm
31
155
12 - 7 - 0

175 cm
32
155
18 - 15 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Stanley Kubrick!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ramazan Jainar!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Percy O'Donnell and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Kubrick closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Kubrick lands in his opponent's guard.
Jainar has Kubrick pulled in close to control his posture.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kubrick loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Kubrick wants to control from the top but Jainar keeps moving.
Kubrick in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Kubrick has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Jainar not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kubrick preventing the sweep.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Kubrick accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Kubrick stopping the sweep attempt from Jainar.
Kubrick scoring with some ground and pound.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kubrick trying to control but Jainar is working from the bottom.
Kubrick is working Jainar over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Jainar working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Kubrick.
Kubrick scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Jainar looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Kubrick controls from within his opponent's guard.
Kubrick landing some decent shots from guard.
Jainar has momentary wrist control but Kubrick slips an elbow through the middle.
Kubrick trying to control but Jainar is working from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kubrick working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Jainar trying to control the position here.

Jainar looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Kubrick loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Jainar keeping moving, preventing Kubrick from controlling successfully.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kubrick postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Jainar looking to hit a scissor sweep but Kubrick is one step ahead there.
Jainar is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

Kubrick is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Kubrick is trying to stand up here but Jainar is controlling him well.
Kubrick is refusing to be controlled, as Jainar sits in half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Still in half guard, Jainar seems content to control.
Jainar tries to pass to full mount but Kubrick defends it.
Kubrick gets full guard.
Kubrick is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Jainar is controlling him.
Jainar looking to pass the guard.
Jainar trying to control the position from guard on top but Kubrick is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Jainar wants to slow Kubrick down by chopping away at his legs.
A little feinted left hand from Kubrick on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.

Kubrick has managed to clinch.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Stanley Kubrick dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Jainar moves out of range as Kubrick strikes.
Jainar throws a jab but it's blocked by Kubrick.
Kubrick steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jainar.
Jainar throws a looping overhand right but Kubrick ducks down to avoid it.
Kubrick takes a jab right on the kisser.
Kubrick rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
letting Jainar counter with a right hand.
Kubrick takes a swing at Jainar's ribcage but misses.
Kubrick takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kubrick slips a jab from Jainar.
Kubrick tests Jainar's chin there with a solid looking shot.

Kubrick shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jainar tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Kubrick content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Stanley Kubrick overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Jainar controls Kubrick momentarily but Kubrick frees himself.
Jainar has momentary wrist control but Kubrick slips an elbow through the middle.
Kubrick wants to pass the guard but Jainar is keeping the position.
Jainar not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.

Jainar throws his legs up looking for a submission but Kubrick uses it to pass to side control.
Kubrick cracks Jainar with a big right hand but Jainar just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kubrick working the head and body with strikes.
Kubrick has knee on belly and moves into mount.
Jainar is trying desperately to improve position.
Jainar is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Kubrick is landing with some decent strikes but Jainar is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.

Jainar is rocked!
Kubrick connects with a bit shot that sees Jainar covering up! More strikes from Kubrick and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Kubrick is our winner by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Stanley Kubrick!
A relieved looking Stanley Kubrick thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.