PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Skop Doner (ranked 1420 p4p, 3282 weight class) and Dude McWrestler (ranked 210 p4p, 425 weight class). McWrestler has chosen Tenacious D - Dude as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Doner
vs
McWrestler

185 cm
20
183
8 - 7 - 0

180 cm
20
167
2 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

EL ZOIDO FEEBLE FIGHTWEAR

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Skop Doner!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Dude McWrestler!
The judges for this bout are Percy O'Donnell, Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Doner fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
McWrestler fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Decent striking displayed by Doner there.
Doner misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from McWrestler.
A big left from Doner misses.
Horrible takedown attempt by McWrestler or perhaps it was just good defense by Doner, which made it look bad.
An attempted straight right counter from Doner misses the target.
Doner keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Doner is looking for a counter combo.
Skop Doner has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dude McWrestler.
Nice sprawl there from Doner as McWrestler shoots in.

McWrestler scores with a takedown into Doner's guard.
McWrestler stopping the sweep attempt from Doner.
McWrestler postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.

Doner looking for subs off his back but McWrestler has passed one foot through into half guard.
McWrestler wants to take a breather but Doner is having none of it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McWrestler landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
McWrestler trying to control the action but Doner is working from the bottom.
McWrestler thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
McWrestler has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
McWrestler thows a huge punch but Doner dodges it nicely.
Doner wants to get back to full guard.
McWrestler missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Doner is trying to control but McWrestler manages to pass to mount!
McWrestler trying to control but Doner is having none of it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McWrestler with shots to the head and body - Doner looks very uncomfortable down there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doner is desperately trying to improve his position but McWrestler has a good base and remains in mount.
McWrestler lands a big elbow.
McWrestler prevents Doner from getting the reversal.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw McWrestler working his ground and pound in the gym.
McWrestler avoids the attempt from Doner to control.
McWrestler scoring with strikes but Doner is staying in there.
McWrestler lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McWrestler wants to control the pace but Doner is squirming around nicely.
Doner is looking to get to half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McWrestler landing punches.
Doner working to try and regain half guard.
McWrestler connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
McWrestler putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!

Doner is rocked!
McWrestler working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Oh Doner is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
McWrestler trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Doner tries to lock up and control but McWrestler gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Doner seems to have got his legs back now.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Doner keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Doner tries to lock up and control but McWrestler gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWrestler is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Doner can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Doner is working to get back to half guard.
BOOM! McWrestler connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Doner is working to get back to half guard.
A nice elbow there by McWrestler.
McWrestler with a couple of short strikes.
McWrestler trying to control but he's not successful this time.
McWrestler lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
A nice elbow there by McWrestler.
McWrestler postures up and connects with a big shot that has rocked Doner badly. He's trying desperately to grab hold of McWrestler around the waist but McWrestler pushes him off and unloads with more strikes, forcing the referee to jump in and save him! McWrestler is the winner by TKO! McWrestler jumps onto the cage and shouts into the camera. "We did it momma!"

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dude McWrestler!
Dude McWrestler spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.