PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Glot Drulog (ranked 4712 p4p, 2272 weight class) and Milo Diotimus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Glot Drulog is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Drulog
vs
Diotimus

189 cm
20
210
2 - 2 - 0

187 cm
26
220
4 - 2 - 0

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Very quick

Good wrestler
Brawler
Granite chin

Voodoo Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Glot Drulog!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Milo Diotimus!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Stewart Dunkirk and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Drulog tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

Drulog drives through and clinches with Diotimus against the cage.
Drulog misses with some punches.

Drulog jumps guard.
Diotimus wants to control from the top but Drulog keeps moving.
Drulog preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Drulog bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Diotimus's guard.

Drulog postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Diotimus working a defensive guard here.
Drulog throwing strikes from guard but Diotimus blocks nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Drulog trying to control the position from guard on top but Diotimus is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Diotimus managing to control the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Diotimus looking to control.
Drulog stopping the sweep attempt from Diotimus.
Our spies down at at Hell's Balls Gym inform us that Diotimus has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?
Diotimus keeps trying to improve his position.
Drulog stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Diotimus swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Drulog trying to control the position from guard on top but Diotimus is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Diotimus is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Drulog trying to control but Diotimus is working from the bottom.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Diotimus misses with a takedown attempt

and Drulog counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Drulog taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Drulog just leaning against Diotimus, taking a breather.
Drulog wants to stall.
Diotimus is trying to pull guard but Drulog has him pressed against the cage.
Drulog is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Diotimus jumps guard but Drulog stands there with Diotimus around his waist. Diotimus gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Glot Drulog has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Milo Diotimus.
Diotimus fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Drulog is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Diotimus tries to pull guard but Drulog won't allow it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Diotimus fails to pull guard.
Drulog is struggling to control the position.
I was talking to Drulog's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Glot Drulog.
Drulog moves in looking to clinch but Diotimus pushes him off.
Diotimus with a lazy takedown attempt
and Drulog cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

Drulog forces Diotimus back against the cage and clinches.

Diotimus pulls guard effortlessly.
Drulog throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Diotimus works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Drulog stands and throws Diotimus's legs to the side, diving into side control.

Drulog is trying to get an arm triangle but Diotimus is defending well.
Drulog cracks Diotimus with a big elbow.
Diotimus is looking to reverse the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Drulog creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.

Drulog decides to stand back up.
Drulog stuffs the takedown.
Drulog tries to clinch up.
Drulog tries to clinch but Diotimus moves out of range.

Drulog clinches up with Diotimus and pushes him back against the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Drulog scores with a shoulder strike.
Diotimus changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Drulog fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Drulog tries to close the distance and clinch but Diotimus swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Diotimus shoots in but no luck this time.

Drulog gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Diotimus is working for takedown but Drulog is calmly controlling the position for now.
Diotimus jumps guard but Drulog turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Drulog lands an uppercut.
Diotimus jumps guard but Drulog stands there with Diotimus around his waist. Diotimus gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Drulog creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Glot Drulog dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Drulog lands a body shot.

Drulog has Diotimus up against the cage in a clinch.
Drulog controlling the action here for a moment.
Drulog scores with an uppercut up the middle.

Drulog gets control of Diotimus's arms and successfully pulls guard. Drulog will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Drulog is trying to keep Diotimus in close.
Drulog is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Drulog is working hard here to advance position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Diotimus throws an elbow that misses. Drulog uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Diotimus's guard. Nice move by Drulog!

Diotimus trying to control the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Drulog landing with the ground and pound.
Drulog lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Diotimus is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Drulog trying to control but Diotimus is working from the bottom.
Diotimus is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Diotimus has momentary wrist control but Drulog slips an elbow through the middle.
Drulog preventing the sweep.
Drulog slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Diotimus controls Drulog momentarily but Drulog frees himself.
Drulog trying to control but Diotimus is working from the bottom.
Diotimus is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Nice straight punches there by Drulog. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Drulog.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Diotimus tries to score a power double leg takedown but Drulog sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Diotimus somewhat.
As Diotimus tries to get set, Drulog tries to push him back and clinch up but Diotimus manages to avoid the attempt.

Drulog drives through and clinches with Diotimus against the cage.
Diotimus is trying to pull guard but Drulog turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.

Diotimus is working on a single leg takedown against the cage. Drulog can't fight it off and eventually Diotimus manages to take the fight to the floor. Drulog looks annoyed but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Diotimus postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Diotimus trying to control but Drulog is working from the bottom.
Diotimus controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Diotimus trying to control the position from guard on top but Drulog is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Drulog holds on and takes a little breather.

Drulog looking for a guillotine here but Diotimus defends easily.
Drulog is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Diotimus can do to turn this around?
Diotimus wants to control from the top but Drulog keeps moving.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!

Drulog is looking for a triangle but Diotimus pushes his legs off easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Glot Drulog dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Diotimus shoots in for a double leg but Drulog sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.

Drulog moves into the clinch.

Diotimus manages to pull guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Diotimus trying to keep a closed guard but Drulog is proving a slippery customer.
Drulog scoring with some ground and pound.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Diotimus can do anything to dispel that myth.
Drulog is working Diotimus over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Drulog lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Drulog postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Drulog scoring with punches to the head and body.
Drulog is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Drulog postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.

Diotimus looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Drulog passes into side control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Diotimus manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Diotimus prevents Drulog from improving his position.

Diotimus is working for a kimura from half guard. He's really concentrating on the hold and it's allowed Drulog to slip a leg under and get back to full guard.

Drulog is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Diotimus pushing down on Drulog's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Drulog is concentrating on defense, preventing Diotimus from advancing position.
Drulog regains full guard. Nicely done.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Diotimus sitting in guard, not really doing much.

Drulog is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Diotimus defends well.
Drulog trying to control the position.
Diotimus showing good wrestling skills to control the position.

Diotimus has gone for a leg lock! Drulog slips out almost immediately though and dives into Diotimus's guard.

Drulog wants to control from the top but Diotimus keeps moving.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Drulog controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Drulog wants to control from the top but Diotimus keeps moving.
Drulog is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Drulog working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Drulog controls from within his opponent's guard.
Diotimus is trying to control the position but Drulog postures up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Diotimus looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Diotimus keeping moving, preventing Drulog from controlling successfully.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Drulog tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Diotimus looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Drulog keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Glot Drulog has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Milo Diotimus.
Diotimus keeps the fight on the outside.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!

Drulog darts in and clinches Diotimus up against the cage.
Drulog tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Diotimus avoids it.
Milo Diotimus has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Glot Drulog is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Diotimus tries for a takedown. No joy.
Diotimus trying to land knees to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Glot Drulog showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Drulog has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge George Francis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 30:27
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Glot Drulog!