PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Crotch Chewer (ranked 3237 p4p, 3910 weight class) and Dechlan Tomsett (ranked 321 p4p, 370 weight class). Chewer kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Side to Side. Crotch Chewer has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Chewer
vs
Tomsett

175 cm
20
157
1 - 1 - 0

163 cm
27
135
4 - 5 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Crotch Chewer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Dechlan Tomsett!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Aafke Stam and Paul Aken.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tomsett lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Chewer circles away quickly and effectively.
Chewer has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Save America! TRUMP 2.0 !!! in the buildup to the fight.
Tomsett throws a poor cross that misses
and Chewer counters with a nice body shot.
A slow jab from Chewer misses its intended target.
Chewer misses with a left hand
and Chewer takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Tomsett swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Chewer misses with an uppercut. Tomsett saw that one coming.
Tomsett throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Chewer counters with a stiff right hand.
Chewer listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Chewer just misses with a punch to the body.
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Chewer! Tomsett is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Crotch Chewer!
An out of breath Crotch Chewer thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.