PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Yoto Zambele (ranked 4922 p4p, 5370 weight class) and Rectal Thermometer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Zambele
vs
Thermometer

183 cm
25
185
0 - 0 - 0

185 cm
18
194
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Self confident

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Yoto Zambele!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rectal Thermometer!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Robert Twigg and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zambele tries to clinch but Thermometer is having none of it.
Zambele darts in looking for a takedown but Thermometer gets double underhooks and turns Zambele into the cage.
Zambele looks for a takedown but Thermometer sprawls well.
Zambele closes the distance and clinches up with Thermometer, looking for a takedown. Zambele pushes Thermometer against the cage but Thermometer circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Yoto Zambele. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Zambele tries to clinch up but Thermometer circles away and keeps his distance.
Zambele gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Thermometer counters with a right hand to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Zambele tries to score a power double leg takedown but Thermometer sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Zambele somewhat.
A little jabbing left from Thermometer on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zambele darts in trying to clinch
and Thermometer counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Zambele is breathing heavily.
Zambele tries to clinch
and Thermometer counters with a nice body shot.
Zambele shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Thermometer counters with a right hand to the body.
Zambele wants to clinch
and Thermometer counters with a stiff right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zambele fails to land the takedown.
Zambele darts in trying to clinch
and Thermometer counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Zambele doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Thermometer counters with a big right hand! Oh Zambele is in trouble here! Thermometer follows up with more strikes and that's it! The ref has stopped it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rectal Thermometer!