PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hulk Butane (ranked 2754 p4p, 4913 weight class) and Tony Huge (ranked 285 p4p, 452 weight class). Butane kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Genesis. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Butane
vs
Huge

197 cm
35
255
22 - 17 - 0

194 cm
30
266
9 - 16 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Hulk Butane!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Tony Huge!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Tiny Johnson and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Butane lands a nice leg kick that just misses Huge's sensitive parts.
Butane tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Huge has his takedown stuffed
and Butane counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Huge throws a series of punches but Butane moves out of range.
Huge is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Butane swinging wildly here.
Butane jabs Huge to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Huge looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jab, jab by Butane - just one landing.
Butane lands a nice leg kick that just misses Huge's sensitive parts.
Butane cracks a nice hook into Huge's ribs.
Butane dips to his left and cracks Huge with an uppercut!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Huge misses with a head kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Huge is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Huge is defended easily by Butane.
Hulk Butane has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tony Huge.
Huge ducks right into an uppercut from Butane.
Huge slips a jab and a cross from Butane.
Butane connects with a looping right hand.
Good leg kick by Huge.
Huge takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Horrible takedown attempt by Huge or perhaps it was just good defense by Butane, which made it look bad.
Huge shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Nice body punch from Butane.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Huge takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Good exchange - Butane coming out on top.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Huge tries a head kick but it misses.
Huge throws a head kick but Butane moves out of range.
Butane smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Huge wants to clinch.
Butane lands with a thumping leg kick.
Butane lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Butane uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Butane looks to score with a jab to the body but Huge is just out of range.
A nice inside leg kick there by Butane. That's going to slow Huge down.
Huge shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Butane but Butane pushes him off and we're back to square one.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Butane is looking to slow Huge down with leg kicks.
Huge shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Butane as he jumps to the side.
Butane comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Huge is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Huge misses with a takedown attempt
and Butane counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Butane lands a lovely overhand right.
Huge takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Butane with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Butane is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Huge looks winded!
Jab by Butane.
Huge chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Butane can pounce on him.
Huge takes a kick to the side of the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Butane with the inside leg kick.
Butane cracks Huge with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Butane scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Huge doesn't seem bothered though.
A head kick misses from Huge.
Butane scores with a jab to the body.
Butane fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Huge looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Butane with a nice calf kick.
Butane lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Butane digs a good hook to Huge's body.
Butane throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Huge misses with a takedown
and Butane counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A nice leg kick from Butane, right into the meat of the thigh.
Huge has his takedown stuffed
and Butane counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Butane dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Huge. That did some damage!
Butane moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Good standup being displayed there by Butane as he connects with a hook.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hulk Butane dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Butane fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Huge has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Butane smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Butane connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Huge moves in looking to clinch but Butane pushes him off.
Butane is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Huge's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Butane misses with a wild combination.
Huge swings for the body but Butane moves out of range.
Butane lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Butane connects with a right hand. Huge shakes it off.

Huge is rocked!
Butane digs a good body shot into Huge's ribs.
Butane lands with a nice body punch.
Butane connects with a looping right hand.
Huge is still on wobbly legs! Can Butane finish him?
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Huge tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Butane counters with an outside leg kick.
Huge seems to have recovered his senses.
Butane thuds a left hand into Huge's body.
Huge is trying desperately to land a takedown but Butane is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Huge.
Huge takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Tony Huge is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Butane avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Butane looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Huge has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Huge is breathing heavily.
Butane's jab looks to have found its range, popping Huge under the eye.
Huge tries to close the distance and clinch up but Butane swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Nice body kick from Butane.
Butane throws a nice outside leg kick.
Butane lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Butane is looking to slow Huge down with leg kicks.
Huge closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Butane connects with a right that clearly hurt Huge. He's backed up against the cage with nowhere to go as Butane proceeds to tee off with vicious combinations till Huge collapses and taps out under the pressure!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:38 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hulk Butane!
In his post fight interview, Hulk Butane gave a big smile as he said 'I was looking forward to knockin this sucka out with a combo.'.
Tony Huge spoke after the fight, saying 'Hey maaann'.